Oscar Winner Contest....BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.....THIS JUST IN.....BREAKING REPORT!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Big news this morning to announce on DoodleKisses!! Hold on to your hats, ladies and gentlemen. This week, we had a contest on DK to see who could pick the Oscar winners. The grand prize was our own version of an Oscar....no, it wasn't a gold statuette.

It was something even bigger and better than the little guy called Oscar and his name is Brad, or BUB (blow up Brad) for short.

Things were at a fever pitch last night as the excitement built for everyone wondering WHO would walk away with "Best Sucker Person to Give BUB a Home." Luckily, our very own Pricewaterhouse Doodles accountant, Karen (Karen and Jack), was home watching the show carefully, tallying the entries, and posted the results shortly after the show ended. Since her job and her tying for first place seemed to be a conflict of interest, she bowed out of the race gracefully and contented herself with holding the large hand she had won previously in another contest.

Due to her generosity, there was no reason for me to think of a tie breaking question, because Karen had already "handed" off BUB to the other winner, Jane (Jane, Rooney, and Stuart).  I immediately notified Jane that she was the contest winner and soon she would be driving around in her golf cart with BUB riding shotgun.

Despite the fact that BUB did not take the news well that he was re-locating to a place where gators roam free, Jane is packing heat, and he was reduced to being Jane's boy toy and would have to submit to being paraded up and down the streets of Florida in Jane's attempt to reduce other women to tears, he had accepted his fate by the time I fell asleep.

Luckily for BUB, in my morning mail was an email from Jane. After much thought and consideration, she decided that she did not want to get the reputation around town as being a Cougar and BUB should go to Jennifer (Jennifer and Jack) instead and spend his days relaxing with her in a calmer, quieter setting.  I am not sure about quieter since Jennifer had already told me if she won the contest, BUB would spend his days swinging on her IV pole until her church group visited.

Jennifer really was the person who wanted BUB the most, so Jane came up with the perfect solution! Thank you, Jane, for sacrificing what could have been a golden opportunity for discussion after discussion regarding your adventures with your blow up doll :) Meanwhile, I think Jennifer is going to rename Brad, because she has had no luck with boys whose names start with B, and immediately talked about going with a J name. Uh oh....my husband has a J name, which made me question for a few moments who I should send to Jennifer....B or J, but since J provides me with most of my blog material, the choice was obvious if I wanted to continue blogging.

Jennifer, enjoy your gift. Many people rejected are responsible for Brad making his way to YOU!!!!

[Bonnie and Kona]

Susan, It sounds like you are going to have quite a heavy responsibility to help Jennifer handle all of the possibilities in true Soap Opera fashion. Speaking of fashion, I can't wait to see what Jennifer is going to wear for her acceptance speech. You know how we enjoy those Oscar gowns!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Susan, You are indeed a special friend. Please remember if you have to pack up this hunk, Jane gets him back, not me :) LOL

[Susan and Sasha]

Lol...

I did think that he would go to Jane...but...now I'm second guessing that!

I think that she and Dori have a room across from Jenn and me on the cruise...a Very Nice room with a balcony.

I believe that you and your DH are down the hall in a beautiful room with a balcony too!

I'm up for bribes...

Can you say a room upgrade for Jenn and me??  Lol...

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL

[Jennifer and Jack]

LOL Susan you can help me take the pictures!!!!! I have a bunch of shots in mind.... and for anyone who thinks I am insane, you can thank  my doctors who leave me doing treatments all day which gives me nothing better to do with my time then come up with these insane ideas!!

and yes I will be hiding Brad when I get my church visits...after all I did apply to work with the children at one time.. I can never let them know about Brad!!!!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Congratulations Jennifer. I wish I had entered : )

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

HOKUM!!!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Oh, foiled again : )

[Bonnie and Kona]

Perfectly put! ;o)

[Jennifer and Jack]

Oh but F, when I am done with my IVs and no longer have a use for a pole, I will be doing another contest, have no fear... you can still win him.. but since I have a no stop date anytime soon.... you are just going to have to wait your turn!!!!

[Leslie and Halas]

Hooray for Jennifer!  And for Laurie, Karen, and Jane for making this happen.  It really does take a village of idiots.  I know Jennifer will give him a good home, and I'm already looking forward to the photographs.

[Bonnie and Kona]

dying laughing right now...