Oscar Winner Contest....BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.....THIS JUST IN.....BREAKING REPORT!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Big news this morning to announce on DoodleKisses!! Hold on to your hats, ladies and gentlemen. This week, we had a contest on DK to see who could pick the Oscar winners. The grand prize was our own version of an Oscar....no, it wasn't a gold statuette.

It was something even bigger and better than the little guy called Oscar and his name is Brad, or BUB (blow up Brad) for short.

Things were at a fever pitch last night as the excitement built for everyone wondering WHO would walk away with "Best Sucker Person to Give BUB a Home." Luckily, our very own Pricewaterhouse Doodles accountant, Karen (Karen and Jack), was home watching the show carefully, tallying the entries, and posted the results shortly after the show ended. Since her job and her tying for first place seemed to be a conflict of interest, she bowed out of the race gracefully and contented herself with holding the large hand she had won previously in another contest.

Due to her generosity, there was no reason for me to think of a tie breaking question, because Karen had already "handed" off BUB to the other winner, Jane (Jane, Rooney, and Stuart).  I immediately notified Jane that she was the contest winner and soon she would be driving around in her golf cart with BUB riding shotgun.

Despite the fact that BUB did not take the news well that he was re-locating to a place where gators roam free, Jane is packing heat, and he was reduced to being Jane's boy toy and would have to submit to being paraded up and down the streets of Florida in Jane's attempt to reduce other women to tears, he had accepted his fate by the time I fell asleep.

Luckily for BUB, in my morning mail was an email from Jane. After much thought and consideration, she decided that she did not want to get the reputation around town as being a Cougar and BUB should go to Jennifer (Jennifer and Jack) instead and spend his days relaxing with her in a calmer, quieter setting.  I am not sure about quieter since Jennifer had already told me if she won the contest, BUB would spend his days swinging on her IV pole until her church group visited.

Jennifer really was the person who wanted BUB the most, so Jane came up with the perfect solution! Thank you, Jane, for sacrificing what could have been a golden opportunity for discussion after discussion regarding your adventures with your blow up doll :) Meanwhile, I think Jennifer is going to rename Brad, because she has had no luck with boys whose names start with B, and immediately talked about going with a J name. Uh oh....my husband has a J name, which made me question for a few moments who I should send to Jennifer....B or J, but since J provides me with most of my blog material, the choice was obvious if I wanted to continue blogging.

Jennifer, enjoy your gift. Many people rejected are responsible for Brad making his way to YOU!!!!

[Jennifer and Jack]

OKay... No sharing my men.as much as I am a giver.... not even I can cross that line... ( I am a good Christian girl and my mom reads on here and I have already been chastised because she thinks people are not going to know I am joking ) Leave it to moms!!

Apparently Brad and I will be getting married if he is going to be living with me!

I can't wait for girls night but I can not drink anything other then plain old ice tea or soda, Alcohol and my antibiotics together make me sick as sick can be!!!!

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

I am so glad that B or J or whatever his packagelessness is named is going to a home where he will be wanted...his forever home I hope.

Jennifer you do realize this is forever, right?!?!?!?!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL

[Jennifer and Jack]

Lisa, Brad will be mine until my IV' pole and I do part, then I will have to pass him along... It would be to incredible selfish of me to keep such a hunk of burning love to myself.... Hopefully I only have one more year or less to go but then I will be auctioning Brad off in a contest...

I can NOT wait for my Respiratory Therapist and Home Nurse to come and see him attached to my pole... They may order a psychiatric consult on me... LOL  I will try to see if they will pose with him.. They are pretty good sports so they just might!!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Brad is in the mail and making his way to you at this very moment. Parting is such sweet sorrow...........

[Jennifer and Jack]

I have my pole all ready!!!!! Now to find the air to blow him up...!

[Susan and Sasha]

No worries Jenn...

I'll help you!!

I can't wait to see Brad...or Mr. J. ...or whatever you name your new man... swinging from your IV pole!!

We'll have to take Lot's of pictures...You have a Lot Of Ideas In Mind and So Do I!!

This Is Going To Be Fun!!!!

I just hope the neighbors don't call the police with how loud the laughter will be!!!!

[Jennifer and Jack]

We will have fun for sure!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I sent you a pump. He was hard to pump up...it took three of us with my husband's mini pump....LOL!! Minds out of the gutter, people :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

Uhoh, I'm beginning to see a disturbing preoccupation : )

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I just don't want Jennifer to run out and buy a pump :) I sent one along with Brad. This is my last word on BUB....LOL!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

How did I know you and F would be the ones to comment? LOL