Oscar Winner Contest....BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.....THIS JUST IN.....BREAKING REPORT!!!

Big news this morning to announce on DoodleKisses!! Hold on to your hats, ladies and gentlemen. This week, we had a contest on DK to see who could pick the Oscar winners. The grand prize was our own version of an Oscar....no, it wasn't a gold statuette.

It was something even bigger and better than the little guy called Oscar and his name is Brad, or BUB (blow up Brad) for short.

Things were at a fever pitch last night as the excitement built for everyone wondering WHO would walk away with "Best Sucker Person to Give BUB a Home." Luckily, our very own Pricewaterhouse Doodles accountant, Karen (Karen and Jack), was home watching the show carefully, tallying the entries, and posted the results shortly after the show ended. Since her job and her tying for first place seemed to be a conflict of interest, she bowed out of the race gracefully and contented herself with holding the large hand she had won previously in another contest.

Due to her generosity, there was no reason for me to think of a tie breaking question, because Karen had already "handed" off BUB to the other winner, Jane (Jane, Rooney, and Stuart). I immediately notified Jane that she was the contest winner and soon she would be driving around in her golf cart with BUB riding shotgun.

Despite the fact that BUB did not take the news well that he was re-locating to a place where gators roam free, Jane is packing heat, and he was reduced to being Jane's boy toy and would have to submit to being paraded up and down the streets of Florida in Jane's attempt to reduce other women to tears, he had accepted his fate by the time I fell asleep.

Luckily for BUB, in my morning mail was an email from Jane. After much thought and consideration, she decided that she did not want to get the reputation around town as being a Cougar and BUB should go to Jennifer (Jennifer and Jack) instead and spend his days relaxing with her in a calmer, quieter setting. I am not sure about quieter since Jennifer had already told me if she won the contest, BUB would spend his days swinging on her IV pole until her church group visited.

Jennifer really was the person who wanted BUB the most, so Jane came up with the perfect solution! Thank you, Jane, for sacrificing what could have been a golden opportunity for discussion after discussion regarding your adventures with your blow up doll :) Meanwhile, I think Jennifer is going to rename Brad, because she has had no luck with boys whose names start with B, and immediately talked about going with a J name. Uh oh....my husband has a J name, which made me question for a few moments who I should send to Jennifer....B or J, but since J provides me with most of my blog material, the choice was obvious if I wanted to continue blogging.

Jennifer, enjoy your gift. Many people rejected are responsible for Brad making his way to YOU!!!!

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Permalink Reply by F, Calla & Luca on February 28, 2012 at 6:12pm

No one else is as astute likely to take you on observant

follows your every word : )

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on February 28, 2012 at 6:14pm

Where is Ricki when I need my back up?? LOL

Permalink Reply by F, Calla & Luca on February 28, 2012 at 6:21pm

Where is Ricki? Good question.

Permalink Reply by Jennifer and Jack on February 28, 2012 at 6:39pm

Laurie you are so sweet... I was wondering how it in the world I was going to ask my neighbor if I could borrow their hand pump to blow up Brad.. Without a doubt they would be concerned for my oxygen levels...

Tell you husband I appreciate the use of his mini pump it will save me a lot of blowing up of Brad... You have NO idea how much I needed this laugh right now ..NO IDEA

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Permalink Reply by Donna K & Quincy on February 28, 2012 at 2:32pm

Congratulations to the happy couple, Jennifer I hope you and Brad are very happy together. Be sure and keep him in line and don't let him get an over inflated opinion of himself, we wouldn't want your relationship to become deflated too soon.

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Permalink Reply by Jennifer and Jack on February 28, 2012 at 2:38pm

Lol Donna!!!!! I will just open Brads valve if he gets out of line........My poor mother who is a stalker on this page has told me more then once that people are going to think "I am strange " or that " I am not right" or that I am serious.

Don't worry Mom!!!! Stop stalking and join already!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Donna K & Quincy on February 28, 2012 at 2:41pm

Tell your Mom not to worry, there are about 8000 others just like you. We can be serious if we need to but for the most part "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun".