Time to Limber Up Those Brains, It's Limerick Time!!!!

[Donna K & Quincy]

It's Limerick Time.

For those who just can't wait to rhyme
Thank goodness it's Limerick time
You may be a poet
And not even know it
So let's see those poems sublime

Last year I had a little idea that quickly grew into the War of the Limericks. It seems that Lauricki some folks have been waiting a whole year to do it again.

 
A Limerick is a kind of a witty, humorous, or nonsense poem especially one in five-line form with a strict rhyme scheme (AABBA), which is sometimes obscene with humorous intent. We'll skip the obscene and just go for the humour. The Limericks may be on any topic you choose.

 
There once was a bunch on DK
Who sat at their computer all day
Their house was a mess
And they seldom got dressed
When there was a fun game to play

 

Let the games begin!!

 

My St. Patrick's Day wish for you.

 

 

 

 

[F, Calla & Luca]

What a dilemma

Quite a problema

Have fun with DD

Drink some spiked tea

He know not that you're a gem, Ah.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

The knocks just keep on rolling in

Now, my DD has dinner plans, which is a sin

What about me?

I want spiked tea

It seems I need to find some better kin

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Put your DH on the S list

Then maybe he will get the gist

And next time there's a feast

He'll invite you at least

Unless his head is completely in the mist

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

He is always on that list you mentioned

It is like he is on permanent detention

He doesn't seem to care

which makes me want to swear

Oh well, I must forgive. I need his pension!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Love it!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

LOL!!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Oh no Laurie! I'm so sorry! I hope thing improve from here on out!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Look for a chip-in link for my speeding ticket...$141.00 and three points :(

[F, Calla & Luca]

Ouch!!

[F, Calla & Luca]

We'll cheer you up on this site

And use all our might

To put a smile on your face

all misfortune erase

And make the world once again all right.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Will you pay my ticket, too?

I would smile if you do

Thank you so much

We'll keep in touch

Otherwise, I would boo hoo

[F, Calla & Luca]

If you come here right away

I would even be happy to pay

For you dinner as well

It would be swell

But this offer's only good for today.