To Crown or Not to Crown.....That is the Question!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Recently, crowns began appearing on profile pictures which sent all of DK a twitter and by all, I mean those people so addicted to DoodleKisses that they were monitoring profile pictures instead of out on a Friday night. Sadly, I am one of those people. It started with Sherri first. What could it mean?  Remember that old show Queen for the Day?

On that show, women were interviewed and asked what they needed most in their life, and then the audience would respond with applause, someone would get picked, and of course, be awarded the thing they needed most in their life, everyone would cry and leave happy.  Was Sherri going to be queen for the day on DK and what would be her wish? 

All of a sudden, I saw I had a crown, too.  Sue noticed she had a crown and posted a discussion.  We all started speculating about what the crown could mean and Joanne tried to get us in trouble with the Food Group by implying that we all fed our dogs at Burger King. My husband once had a pair of underwear that said "Home of the Whopper," but other than that, I knew my dogs had never seen a Whopper served from Burger King, but I can't speak for them as to what they have seen when my husband jumps out of the shower.

I didn't think it had anything to do with Whoppers, however, because there would be no reason for my crown to have anything to do with something that big.

Besides, how would Adina know what goes on in our lives, because only a fool would blog about family members on a public site.

Members were this close to rioting when they saw that only three of us had been crowned and I felt badly for all of those people, but as long as I was picked and wasn't a loser but I knew there had to be a perfectly rational explanation that Sherri, Sue, and I were winners chosen. 

Sue suggested we find things we had in common, so I racked my brain last night trying to think of something.  Did we all win a beauty pageant once in our lives?  I know I was in the running for the title of Miss. Melons USA once on  Spring Break, but dropped out after I asked one of the judges where the display table was for my prized cantaloupes and he said, "honey, the only prize those melons are gonna get is the booby prize." 

How was I supposed to know if Sue and Sherri had anything similar happen to them?

No, it had to be something else, but what?  Finally, it dawned on me.  We all had one male and one female Doodle and we are all runners.  I know what you are all thinking, RUNNERS?? Laurie??  All I will say to you naysayers is that once, it was pouring outside and my daughter and I were trying to get into the mall and I took off like a bat out of hell and ran into that mall so quickly, that even one of the employees in the store was shocked, and said when she thought of me, she always thought Laurie, the Gazelle. Case closed....mystery over......two Doodles and in superior shape!!!

[Deanna & Desi & Cori]

One of my favorites!!  I could relate!!

[BG and Gavin]

What?  The Intercourse (PA) t-shirt isn't risque enough for you?

[Donna K & Quincy]

Now why do you have a crown?

It may be because you are the big banana.

Or maybe because someone spends a lot of time on the couch.

 

It may be because of all those trips to the dentist.

 

I'm sure you will remain humble despite the new crown.

 

You will be happy to know

 

You may lie about your age but the truth is out.

 

 

I'm not sure what you are Queen of but this could explain it.

 

There are some who may fight you for the crown.

 

This is my crown and the only one I need.

[F, Calla & Luca]

Fabulous!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Donna, As always, you had a great comment, EXCEPT for the couch picture. I do all my TV watching in bed..LOL!

[Donna K & Quincy]

A "Queen or King" size I'm sure.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL

[Bonnie and Kona]

Great response, Donna!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Yes, this is perfect!

[Doris, Knox & Flash]

Hilarious, Donna! I just love how you attempt to put Laurie in her place! haha

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Doris, How many cups of coffee have you had today? Go have another one.....LOL!!!

[F, Calla & Luca]

I knew I felt a blog coming on. I think I had this exact gazelle picked out when I did your picture jumping over the doodles but I changed my mind. It was too hard to put your inflated impressive head on the gazelle. And what if I couldn't remove the horns? As to two doodles of two sexes and running, I should have been one of the first then. When I was five I believe I ran once and the rest is obvious. I love those boxers, there will surely be a "run" on them now. Who knew about dear bro?