Snap-Caption-Post

[F, Calla & Luca]

I was peacefully picking up poop in the yard when a pair of people showed up. The postman and the UPS man together. I was predicting the mosquito dunks would appear but I was praying that the pesty pretty shirt would be lost in the mail along sometime soon.

Little did I know it was accompanied by ample accoutrements. There was the shirt, a package of markers and a photo book, as well as a book for comments. The dogs somehow found the package interesting. Whiffs of Banjo?

At any rate I was planning to do some reports I have procrastinated on. Which was worse more important? Posting this or the reports. Here is my answer. Sadly, my alter egos, the makeup artist and hairdresser were absent today. Also calling in absent were the professional photographer and lighting assistant. But I did want to get rid of  promptly finish this post. After all, I have lots of nonsense many important things to do like June's Photography Group Assignment to post.

Fortunately my cameras have self timers. The last time I used one was when I had a rash and I wanted to show it to a dermatologist I know, who is not my doctor. Disrobing in front of him was not an option. I have also mastered, well sort of, the simplest editing programs. They are far quicker and less costly, painful and dangerous than plastic surgery. I highly recommend them. So here goes:

As you can see Calla thought the shirt smelled good or maybe it was just me.

Luca wanted you to know he felt it was important so he said, " I do give a s#@$."

I figured you guys would come up with too many coarse captions for the above picture so I nixed it for captions since I am a refined person as you can tell : )

The shirt and it's many mementos.

Here is your next chance to have this mortifying experience. The new photo to be captioned, well it is an old one, but anyway:

May the bravest person win!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Great.

[F, Calla & Luca]

And to think, I was worried there wouldn't be many captions for this one : )

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

F, You look marvelous in that shirt, but I can't read what it says....LOL!! Poor Luca...if those are the kinds of pictures you take of him, he will never make the slideshow :) Now, I have to put my thinking cap on.

[F, Calla & Luca]

I plan to delete all the embarrassing ones before he is a teenager.

[F, Calla & Luca]

Oh, and since you started this all, wouldn't you know, what happens if the absolutely best caption is someone who already won? Honorable mention? And Laurie, I did post a fabulous picture of the shirt so that you could read every word : ) I even got compliments on my artwork. I originally tried to take pictures in a mirror but everything came out backward : )

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Good question, F. I think Donna was the one who said you could only win once. Maybe we need to take a poll about this....

[Donna K & Quincy]

Who could possibly endure the joy humiliation of having to wear this shirt more than once? If any one would like another photo op who am I to say no? Laurie, did you have to model the shirt yet? Just because you started this does not give you immunity.

[F, Calla & Luca]

Hmm. I wonder?

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I have never put that shirt on and in my mind, I have won every caption contest....LOL!!!

[F, Calla & Luca]

So you didn't actually win? Shocking.

[Bonnie and Kona]

I love these pictures! I am rotten at this game and as soon as I've read other people's captions I'm at a total loss. This may be my favorite photo to be captioned so far. 

[F, Calla & Luca]

Oh, thank you. It is one of my favorites of the doodles.