Snap-Caption-Post

[F, Calla & Luca]

I was peacefully picking up poop in the yard when a pair of people showed up. The postman and the UPS man together. I was predicting the mosquito dunks would appear but I was praying that the pesty pretty shirt would be lost in the mail along sometime soon.

Little did I know it was accompanied by ample accoutrements. There was the shirt, a package of markers and a photo book, as well as a book for comments. The dogs somehow found the package interesting. Whiffs of Banjo?

At any rate I was planning to do some reports I have procrastinated on. Which was worse more important? Posting this or the reports. Here is my answer. Sadly, my alter egos, the makeup artist and hairdresser were absent today. Also calling in absent were the professional photographer and lighting assistant. But I did want to get rid of  promptly finish this post. After all, I have lots of nonsense many important things to do like June's Photography Group Assignment to post.

Fortunately my cameras have self timers. The last time I used one was when I had a rash and I wanted to show it to a dermatologist I know, who is not my doctor. Disrobing in front of him was not an option. I have also mastered, well sort of, the simplest editing programs. They are far quicker and less costly, painful and dangerous than plastic surgery. I highly recommend them. So here goes:

As you can see Calla thought the shirt smelled good or maybe it was just me.

Luca wanted you to know he felt it was important so he said, " I do give a s#@$."

I figured you guys would come up with too many coarse captions for the above picture so I nixed it for captions since I am a refined person as you can tell : )

The shirt and it's many mementos.

Here is your next chance to have this mortifying experience. The new photo to be captioned, well it is an old one, but anyway:

May the bravest person win!

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Great one Jane!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Why does Mom keep saying we are acting like Laurie and Ricki after they post a great Limerick??

[F, Calla & Luca]

Good one!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

How did I miss this one? Perfect of course!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I knew you would approve.

[F, Calla & Luca]

I am now not getting to the correct place in a discussion when I click on a email. The first page comes up instead. Nobody told me that between the competitors and gremlins this would be harder than being a juror on the OJ Simpson trial. If the caption fits you must use your wits : )

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

F, you really are a lady aren't you....look how beautifully you capture the essence of t shirt without really having evidence that you actually wore it.

Love your signature!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Thanks, I thought it was a good way to prserve my remaining dignity : )

[Anna and Achilles]

Can't wait to hear who the new winner is?

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I only had a couple of sips of mom's morning coffee, I swear!

[F, Calla & Luca]

: ) So that's the problem.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I told you coffee was bad!