A CLARK PEARSON CHRISTMAS- IT'S SANTA CLARK!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

"Tis the season to have fun at The Official Clark Pearson Fan Club! Join in the merriment and good tidings! Write a letter to Santa Clark, or as he's known to those of the Jewish faith, Hanukkah Hairless. Ask for everything that fat guy didn't bring you last year! The doodles have their Santa Paws...this is for US! Forget about world peace...here in our own private utopian society, we already have it! So ask for something really good! Climb up on Santa Clark's virtual knee*, and let your imagination run wild! Let's sing some carols! Display some artistic talent! Pour yourself a glass of whatever you favor, and join us for A CLARK PEARSON CHRISTMAS!
(* in the interests of maintaining my friendship with the administrator of Doodle Kisses, virtual lap dances are expressly forbidden)
LET THE HOLIDAY PARTY BEGIN!

[Adina P]

ROFL--while the * comment is true, I will gladly accept payment to offer real dances to Santa Clark on your behalf (albeit your "behalf" will remain anonymous and Clark will only be told "someone on doodlekisses wishes you a great day").

I saw this ridiculous posting at work that just now finally had a chance to type something on DK :-)
You all are crazy women--I love you all...LOL

[Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles]

I am sorry Adina. But you only have yourself to blame. You started this wonderful site and have "unleashed" (get it) the wildness in us. We used to be mild mannered and alone in our insanity. Now that it has found a forum to get out, there is no keeping it in a crate. And Clark, when he came to our defense, in such a bulldogish way, he became the "stud" of the pack. Now, you both will just have to endure our affection and DoodleHigs and DoodleKisses, (we will try to refrain from lapdances) but virtual face licking will have to be allowed.

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

"We used to be mild mannered and alone in our insanity"- ROFLMAO! This shall be written into the OCPFC Mission Statement, as soon as we get around to writing one.

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

We love you too!.......That's why we are Adina's A**holes (OOPS!)...a-hem... I mean Adina's "Angels".!...(AA)....lol

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

"ANGELS DO GET BORED, OH MY" (to the tune of "Angels We Have Heard on High")

Angels DO get bored, oh my,
Scooping poop and earning pay,
Here we laugh until we cry,
Doodle Kisses makes our day!

Ooooooh, Adina,
Ooooooh, Adina,
Ooooooh, Adina,
We love you!
And we love your hubby!
Ooooooh, Adina,
Ooooooh, Adina,
Don't let him get chubby!
We love Doodle Kisses, too!

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

LOL!!!!....OUR NEW THEME SONG!!....Brilliantly penned my liege!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Thanks for the seal of approval...that ending was tricky! I had to listen to Josh Groban on YouTube to get the number of syllables...still not sure about it, but what the heck! This is THE OFFICIAL CLARK PEARSON FAN CLUB! ANYTHING GOES! LOL

[Leslie and Halas]

Oh my gosh! I'm gone on vacation a few days, and I miss so much! This is a great discussion, and I'll get something posted later. I tried to keep up while I was gone, but there was way too much shopping and eating to do.

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Well, it's about time you showed up! 'Cause we "need a little Leslie, right this very minute"! Get busy! LOL

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

Yeah woman!...Where have ya been?....

[Leslie and Halas]

Went to New York City for a few days. A mini-vacation before tax season. I checked e-mails on my iPhone, but I didn't get to follow up on much. I'm working on my Christmas list and possibly a song. I don't want to be the only one not writing a song. It won't be as good as the other songs, but I'll do my best to make it twisted and weird. I'll get that done tomorrow.

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

and why didn't you look me up while you were here?....lol...