A CLARK PEARSON CHRISTMAS- IT'S SANTA CLARK!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

"Tis the season to have fun at The Official Clark Pearson Fan Club! Join in the merriment and good tidings! Write a letter to Santa Clark, or as he's known to those of the Jewish faith, Hanukkah Hairless. Ask for everything that fat guy didn't bring you last year! The doodles have their Santa Paws...this is for US! Forget about world peace...here in our own private utopian society, we already have it! So ask for something really good! Climb up on Santa Clark's virtual knee*, and let your imagination run wild! Let's sing some carols! Display some artistic talent! Pour yourself a glass of whatever you favor, and join us for A CLARK PEARSON CHRISTMAS!
(* in the interests of maintaining my friendship with the administrator of Doodle Kisses, virtual lap dances are expressly forbidden)
LET THE HOLIDAY PARTY BEGIN!

[ClarkP]

I'm not allowed a virtual lap dance from the young Mrs. Klaus in Lynne's picture? Why do I bother being Santa at all????

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

Now you are truly living up to your "Bad Santa" reputation!......What a great PR move!....I applaud you!

[Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles]

Free Comments and Graphics

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Dear Santa Clark,
I have been a very good girl this year! ( I was a very good girl LAST year, too, but the polar bear PJ's and fluffy "slipper socks" that other guy brought me were not really what I had in mind. I am very glad that you have taken over the gift-giving job; now maybe I have a shot at what I REALLY want!)
Here is what I would like you to bring me for Christmas/Hanukkah:
1. A case of Cristal Brut Champagne, preferably the 2002 vintage.
2. The name of any red wine under $40 a bottle that tastes more like grapes than ink.
3. A year's supply of Valium...on second thought, make that two years.
4. A Coach handbag that's actually made by Coach and is not sold in a nail salon by a lady wearing too much make-up.
5. A scholarship to boarding school for the 13-yr-old who lives next door.
6. Surprise me! Your choice of any gift...in white gold, with faceted stones involved.
Thank you very much, Santa Clark, and YOU have a Merry Christmas, too!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

PS: I almost forgot one more thing! Could you also bring me some of that Photo-Shop stuff, and also a large-print edition of "Photo Editing For Dummies"?

[Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles]

Satisfaction.com

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Is that a real book? Really? I thought I made it up! Did YOU make it up? I'm so confused! ROFLMAO!

[Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles]

Laughing very hard! I made it up, silly girl. There's more than just picture graphics out there. Check out satisfaction.com. There's tons of stuff there.

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

Nice job!

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

Dear Santa Clark,

I've been a very bad girl this year but bad girls deserve presents too!......Besides updated Photoshop software, perhaps I should ask for some hand restraints to keep me from typing "controversial" discussion topics that are inevitably closed...tee hee hee... (Besides It's easier for our beloved site administrator to effectively yet lovingly slap my wrists if they are restrained )...and perhaps a fashionable muzzle to keep me from opening my big fat mouth!.....(see reference pic below) Wait..now I sound like some S&M queen or something!!!...LOL!......,Anyway Santa Clark...you get my drift....

[Helen]

Jackie you have made me laugh so much I had to take a pee break...

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

I live to make you all laugh!...lol