Mother Needs Good Home Until After Doodle Calendar!!

[Hayley Arnold]

Does anyone want my mother (Laurie, Fudge, and Vern)?  This is the worst time of year for me with the upcoming Doodle Calendar submissions. I am only allowed to go on the pontoon boat with her if I bring my camera.  She makes me takes pictures in the rain and yells at me when the Doodles don't cooperate, which is often. If anyone is available to take her until after September 23rd, it would be greatly appreciated.  I would also like to send along the Doodles so I do not have to photograph them anymore.  If the arrangement works out, you can keep my mother, but we want Fudge and Vern back. 

Here is what you would be getting:

Sincerely,

A Much Abused Photographer/Unhappy Daughter

[Gail and Bailey]

I would take her but... I fear my family might become the topic of one of her blogs if she came to live with us.  As a matter of fact,.... I {{{shudder}}} at the thought!   Besides, I would never give Fudge and Vern back!!

[Hayley Arnold]

Remember she writes blogs about everything!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Gail, You could count on it...LOL! Even my mom says, "oh there goes another blog," whenever she does something goofy.

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

What a great picture of your Mom and Vern.....see you can do it when you try.   It's time to look at the glass as half full....good days are ahead.  The calendar photo shoot will be over and your Mom and Dad will be leaving for the Doodle cruise....the house to yourself with only Fudge and Vern.  Is life sounding better?

[Hayley Arnold]

You got a point!  I just keep telling myself the end of the month will bring peace and quiet! 

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Thanks, Jane!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

I will trade you- I'll take your mother if you take my daughter. You will not have to take photos or do anything else for her, because she knows how to do everything in the world better than any other living human being.

I am also willing to keep your mom indefinitely, but this is a package deal. If she stays, so do the doodles.

[Hayley Arnold]

Doodles are not part of the deal but I will throw in my dad for free. 

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

If he leaves the cheese hat at home, I will consider it.

[Bonnie and Kona]

;o) hilarious, Karen!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Since, Hayley obviously wants to get rid of me, maybe I will trade Hayley for your daughter...LOL! I remember she loves to cook.