Dear Woofie

[Donna K & Quincy]

 

Dear Abby is an advice column that some of you may be familiar with, the advice given is usually witty and to the point and sometimes with a dollop of sarcasm. I thought it might be fun to have a doodle version so I am borrowing this idea and applying it to doodles. Doods do you have an embarassing questions that you'd like answered? We'll keep your identity a secret, no one will ever know it was you.

So post your letters to Dear Abby or in this case Dear Woofie
 
She may look scary but she doesn't bite.

Disclaimer
If you have a serious question, this is not the place to ask, as this post is intended for fun only.
I know that we have some very witty DKers and we are never shy with advice so let's have a little fun and maybe help out a few doodles along the way.

Anyone can post a question either real or imagined and I'm counting on all of you for your answers. If it just so happens you have a photo ( of another doodle of course) to go with your question, even better. Of course, there will be no real names used to protect the innocent.

 

Dear Woofie,
I get teased by the other doods because they say I pee like a girl just because I don't lift my leg. What can I tell them to get them to stop teasing me? 
                                                                  Wondering Wizzer         
Dear Wondering Wizzer,
It's time to stand up and take it like a man, or in this case pee like a man, it's time to give yourself a leg up so when it comes to teasing you the other doods won't have a leg to stand on.

                                                                                     

Please post your question in bold and address it to Dear Woofie

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

Don't feel too bad. My Mom calls me UDick or Honey Poo Head

[F, Calla & Luca]

Dear Tortured in Torbay, I  just read about Honey Boo Boo in that fine piece of literature, People magazine. I can see why you are humiliated. Get Shaved. At least you are not pudgy. And your mom is a pleasant dream comparatively. So no pity party please.

[Donna K & Quincy]

LOL, That show is like a trainwreck, you just can't believe what you are seeing.

[F, Calla & Luca]

The article was enough thanks : )

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

Like a police car on the freeway you can't help but look.

[Marnie, Stanlee's Mom]

Dear Tortured in Torbay,

I don't think you look a THING like Honey Boo Boo; where DO our mothers get their ideas?

 

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

Dear Tortured, does your human look like her Mom? If so count your blessings, I can't look away.

[F, Calla & Luca]

You mean if not,surely.

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

Surely - ha ha

[Donna K & Quincy]

No, my mom has a couple less chins. :>)

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Tortured in Torbay,

When your mom calls you Honey Boo Boo, roll on your back and show your belly - oops that won't work.  I know! You can fart!  Perhaps she will realize that it is pretty insulting to call you names of this uncouth little girl.

[Donna K & Quincy]

Thank you, but wouldn't that make me more like the girl in the tv show?