Dear Woofie

[Donna K & Quincy]

 

Dear Abby is an advice column that some of you may be familiar with, the advice given is usually witty and to the point and sometimes with a dollop of sarcasm. I thought it might be fun to have a doodle version so I am borrowing this idea and applying it to doodles. Doods do you have an embarassing questions that you'd like answered? We'll keep your identity a secret, no one will ever know it was you.

So post your letters to Dear Abby or in this case Dear Woofie
 
She may look scary but she doesn't bite.

Disclaimer
If you have a serious question, this is not the place to ask, as this post is intended for fun only.
I know that we have some very witty DKers and we are never shy with advice so let's have a little fun and maybe help out a few doodles along the way.

Anyone can post a question either real or imagined and I'm counting on all of you for your answers. If it just so happens you have a photo ( of another doodle of course) to go with your question, even better. Of course, there will be no real names used to protect the innocent.

 

Dear Woofie,
I get teased by the other doods because they say I pee like a girl just because I don't lift my leg. What can I tell them to get them to stop teasing me? 
                                                                  Wondering Wizzer         
Dear Wondering Wizzer,
It's time to stand up and take it like a man, or in this case pee like a man, it's time to give yourself a leg up so when it comes to teasing you the other doods won't have a leg to stand on.

                                                                                     

Please post your question in bold and address it to Dear Woofie

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Yes it would, BUT surely your mom would not like you to fart in public and on TV, so she would want to end the name calling unless it was sweet things like Killer or Spike or Sharky.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I was just telling my DH about this show over dinner tonight. Humanity at its finest :)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Dear Tortured, This is such an easy one I don't know why you haven't already thought of it before. When your mom calls you Honey Boo Boo, just tell her she is Honey Boo Boo's mom :) Nuff said!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Now that is jenius : )

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I thought so and then I see Lisa already said it :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

Oh, well some of my best ideas have been less than original : )

[Donna K & Quincy]

Then I could have Sugar Bear for my very own, be still my heart. :>)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Donna, Turn that show off! It will be better for you in the long run...LOL!

[Suzann, Rosey & Bandit]

Dear Woofie

Why is there doodle underwear all over the front page of DK? Joanne seems to like it but if my mom gets a pair of those with our faces, should we be worried?

Xoxo srb

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

Dear Xoxo srb,

Quit your complaining.  Joanne has not  asked you to eat a hole in one of those pair of underwear.  Nor has she  put a pair on your butt so you look like you have a face on both ends! 

Just turn the other whisker and don't get your poop all up in a bag.

Wolfie

[Suzann, Rosey & Bandit]

Dear Wolfie, I guess you have a point. But just so the record is straight we have not chewed holes in our moms underwear since we were mere puppies. However, if she daunted this new "fashion statement" and we mistook her backside as a new doodle friend we cannot be held responsible for our actions as doodle sightings make us go a little crazy. ~srb

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Dear Woofie,

I have always liked paper, but matured into only getting into wastebaskets when available.  Recently I began to grab-chew-rip boxes of Kleenex, bottles of water, toothbrushes, cotton balls - these things are more readily grabable when we are camping in our motorhome. I have stretched my reach to get things on the counter and even in the sink.  I just can't help myself with this increased addiction.  I know if I expand to books, it will be curtains for me! What can I do?

Ned

PS, we just got home last night and my brother left out fish emulsion  from fertilizing his plants - yum yum!  But mom took me to the groomer this morning. She said I smelled like dead fish poo and was revolting.  How rude!  How very very rude!