A CLARK PEARSON CHRISTMAS- IT'S SANTA CLARK!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

"Tis the season to have fun at The Official Clark Pearson Fan Club! Join in the merriment and good tidings! Write a letter to Santa Clark, or as he's known to those of the Jewish faith, Hanukkah Hairless. Ask for everything that fat guy didn't bring you last year! The doodles have their Santa Paws...this is for US! Forget about world peace...here in our own private utopian society, we already have it! So ask for something really good! Climb up on Santa Clark's virtual knee*, and let your imagination run wild! Let's sing some carols! Display some artistic talent! Pour yourself a glass of whatever you favor, and join us for A CLARK PEARSON CHRISTMAS!
(* in the interests of maintaining my friendship with the administrator of Doodle Kisses, virtual lap dances are expressly forbidden)
LET THE HOLIDAY PARTY BEGIN!

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

and by the way....Are we ( you . Karen , Leslie and Me ) the only ones PMPLMAO in this discussion?

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Yeah, where the heck is Lori M and some of the other "Merry Pranksters"?
And why hasn't Adina popped in to at least laugh/scold/both ?

[Adina P]

Have you not see my LOL's??? I'm laughing my doodle off! I have just had one of those weekends where I've actually been busy :-O

[Leslie and Halas]

We are self-entertaining. My friends and I do that a lot. We'll be laughing and making comments that no one else finds funny, and we'll say, "Well, at least WE think we're funny."

[Leslie and Halas]

I am PIMPL!! Don't you guys ever sleep? I'm convinced you've spent months, years even, writing songs about doodles. Now, DK finally provides a forum. It so great to be able to share our creatvity, sarcasm, snarky comments, and insanity with others. I'm sure even our own doodles think we're crazy at this point.

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

I swear that I did mine right on the spot and was only a little bit late for work! Honest to Clark!

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

this required very little changing of the words....lol

Santa Clark is Coming to Town


You better watch out,
You puppy mill guys,
He knows what you're about
I'm telling you why:
Santa Clark is coming to town.


He's making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out
Who's naughty and nice.
Santa Clark is coming to town.


He sees you when you are posting.
He knows if you're a flake.
He knows if you are bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!


Oh, You better watch out,
You puppy mill guys,
He knows what you're about
I'm telling you why:
Santa Clark is coming to town.

[Leslie and Halas]

Oh, I was hoping someone would do this one. I like it!

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

Hark! The DK Angels Sing

Hark! the DK angels sing
Glory to Clark the King!
Peace online though members wild,
Dogs and owners reconciled!
Joyful, all ye doodles, rise,
No matter color, coat or size;
With his truthful posts proclaim
Clark gives Doodle Kisses fame!
Hark! the DK angels sing
Glory to the DK King!

Clark our hero is adored;
and DK angels are not bored.
Bearing laughs behold we come,
Using Photoshop add nauseum
Though Veil'd online, the bald head sees;
Those who breed pet shop puppies
No more doodles can they sell
Clark will tell them "Go to hell"

Hark! the DK angels sing
Glory to Clark the King!

He posts his snarky, curt replys
So no more mill bred doodles die,
As to save the dogs of earth,
He knows what their lives are worth.
Hero to his underlings,
Fun and laughs to us he brings,
Hail to Clark, who has no hair!
Hail, to doodles everywhere!

Hark! the DK angels sing
Glory to the DK King!

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

Awww...shucks!...Thanks Lynne!...We are all such a talented group!.....You're quite the writer yourself there!...: )

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

No...then we'd have to PAY her to entertain us! LOL!

[Leslie and Halas]

This one's great, too!