A CLARK PEARSON CHRISTMAS- IT'S SANTA CLARK!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

"Tis the season to have fun at The Official Clark Pearson Fan Club! Join in the merriment and good tidings! Write a letter to Santa Clark, or as he's known to those of the Jewish faith, Hanukkah Hairless. Ask for everything that fat guy didn't bring you last year! The doodles have their Santa Paws...this is for US! Forget about world peace...here in our own private utopian society, we already have it! So ask for something really good! Climb up on Santa Clark's virtual knee*, and let your imagination run wild! Let's sing some carols! Display some artistic talent! Pour yourself a glass of whatever you favor, and join us for A CLARK PEARSON CHRISTMAS!
(* in the interests of maintaining my friendship with the administrator of Doodle Kisses, virtual lap dances are expressly forbidden)
LET THE HOLIDAY PARTY BEGIN!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Leslie, where's that list to Santa Clark? Do you want to end up with coal in your stocking?

[Leslie and Halas]

Dear Santa Clark, I think I have been pretty good this year. I haven't committed any crimes (except speeding, and that doesn't really count), and I'm always nice to old people and animals. I've donated a little bit to charity, and I've had to wear a dress like 3 times this year. So those are my arguments for getting me on the nice list. If you happen to have anything listed for me on the naughty side, I'm sure I can explain. OK, maybe some of my posts here have been a little on the naughty side, but those are all in good fun. People like good fun, and entertaining people is nice, so technically, some of those naughty posts could be considered nice. Just think about it. Anyway, here's my list. I'd like a Blu-Ray DVD player now that they've decided Blu-Ray is the way to go. I've waited patiently to see if HD-DVD or Blu-Ray would win, and it is VERY difficult for me to be patient, so I think I really deserve it. So I guess I'll also need some Blu-Ray DVDs to go with it. I'll have to think about which movies, so maybe just a gift card for one or 2 movies would be nice. I would like a wine decanter that makes a $20 bottle of wine taste like a $75 bottle of wine. And, of course, new shoes. Sure, I already have plenty of shoes, but one more pair would really round out my collection. Other than that, I just want a happy new year with my friends, family, and doodle.

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

A very modest list, and one I'm sure Santa Clark can cover with no trouble whatsoever!
PS: What is Blu-Ray?
No, never mind...I'm sure whatever it is, it will just make me more confused, LOL!

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

Apologize in advance if it offends anyone.....but I happen to think it's FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!