TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Since this is a helpful forum, I have a designed a useful checklist for dog owners.  Don't try and beat me to the Patent Office on this one.  I am sure not everyone needs this simple checklist, but there are plenty of others, ok maybe four, probably just one who resides with me some that do.  No names will be given to protect the guilty, and I most certainly do not want to embarrass my husband anyone on this forum. This is strictly a to do list before bedtime for those of us with dogs, married to people who come to bed last without a thought for others sleeping or watching Person of Interest care in the world.  For most of us it is self explanatory.

 Nightly Checklist

Last person to come to bed should do the following:

• Make sure the dogs have clean water in their bowl.
  
• Take the dogs out to go potty.
  
• Give the dogs a treat when they come in from outside.
  
• Turn off all the lights and lock the door.
  
• Stop pretending you are asleep when none of this is done.
  

 

DUH!!!

I was so excited to hand this helpful list to someone (again, no names, so this person can remain anonymous) who sleeps in my bed I know and was sure it would be well received and welcomed. The recipient read it, and then mentioned where he thought the perfect location was to stick it keep the list and ended with a DUH. I think a little tweaking may be in order, but I think this is really going to help. Let me know what you think!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL...the treats have aged changed over the years. Wait....what are we talking about?

[F, Calla & Luca]

Well, you didn't bake cookies, what's left?

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I am trying to control my impulse to post my bikini picture again and say, "what treats are we talking about?" but I am too classy for that one :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

Oh thank my lucky doodle, even an old dog  you can be classy!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I am trying to get my DD to make take a new bikini shot, but she said if she has to, she is going to give me a full beard.  It is really hard getting good help nowadays :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

You're tellimg me ?

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

Again I hear it can be done but I don't know if there is actual proof of it ever happening, said the woman with Rose colored glasses.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LIsa, Share your tips, please!!  I need the Husband Whisperer :)

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

Laurie I have no tips I am reading this to hear others....I like F.s latest 2 for one idea.

[Suzann, Rosey & Bandit]

Perfect unless you live alone and your doodle daughter is always the last to bed:)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Can Rosey read?? LOL