The Back Story of the DK Visit

[F, Calla & Luca]

Let me warn you that some parts of this discussion, which I wrote because I am not like some people who feel the need to write blogs in order to dominate the front page endlessly, are x rated. And I am not talking about Laurie and Doris trying out my adjustable bed with me. 

What could one say when some DK buddies decided to pay me a visit? I was flattered really. I ignored my son who asked me if my will was in order. In the short time allotted to me I cleaned, decluttered, and toiled endlessly. I knew Laurie would practically redecorate her house in order to outdo me. It was in fact a great incentive for me. My house looks better than it has in a long time.

They say “Beware Greeks bearing gifts”. But Joanne wasn’t coming and Laurie, Janie, and Doris don’t seem to be of Greek origin. So I let my guard down. Truly I was unprepared for the largesse. Gifts too numerous to count.  After weeks of tofu spinach soup, in order to lose an ounce or two, these rich pastries and cookies flooded my house. And to be polite I ate some lots of them. And then I got Stewpid. He does look mighty fine in the garden but we know he can wreak havoc.

Next came the only bluebird I’m likely to ever see in my garden.

And a gorgeous rose garden book.

I did get a chuckle from this sign.

It does malign my poor dogs because they bite no one, though. No wonder the car D and L arrived in was low to the ground, it wasn’t all due to Laurie.

And so on. So I was very pleased. This morning though I realized Laurie never knows boundaries. Luca was barking his head off. You can barely see him but there was a young raccoon up a tree across the brook.

I have never seen a raccoon right here so I am convinced Laurie brought her surplus live wildlife too.

When I mentioned there were prizes for any games we might play, Laurie told me she didn’t want junk I had cleared out of my closets. I was highly insulted. After all only one or two were used and many had never even made it into the closet.  

As to the ACV, this is how I looked before I drank it. WTD?

 

And now the x-rated part. We went for a walk with the doodles around the Ridgewood Duck Pond. Lo and behold we came upon a screaming woman shooing ducks. A poor female duck was being attacked by two male ducks. I decided that nature should be left alone. We all walked on. Not too long afterward the same woman came to tell us a man had said it was just the way ducks procreate. And Laurie found this fascinating explanation when we got home. Who knew how ducks f… and all those other interesting things about their anatomy.  Here is the link. Read it only if you are over 21 please. http://www.webvet.com/main/2009/01/09/duck-mating-sex-lives-ducks

So now the house seems so quiet. Luca and Calla were very depressed until their brothers came the next day. We gals really did have lots of fun and the time flew by. More adventures must be planned.

The three Amigas

I swear this is the truth and nothing but the truth but not necessarily the whole truth. No one could deal with that.

[F, Calla & Luca]

I guess it's great that I'm predictable or something . Maybe you appreciate my wise words--yes, that's it.

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Now everyone knows my secret! :)

[Bonnie and Kona]

I think it's a multi-tasking problem. 

[Lynne and Riley]

I am sure glad I am in great company.I read it as shooting ducks too!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Ricki, Once that ACV kicks in, you are a genius :) LOL

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

It's true Laurie! It does raise ones I.Q. I like mine warmed with a dash of cinnamon in the morning.

[F, Calla & Luca]

I know you two need all the IQ raising you can get but sadly ACV doesn't work and if it did you couldn't possibly drink enough : )

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

F, I am reporting this comment to Adina :) Ricki and I are mad as hell and we are not going to take this anymore! We are jeniuses!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Laurie, it's just F.'s lack of ACV talking.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

ROTFL...I put a dash of ACV in my oatmeal :) OMD....look at what F wrote about us. I think she thinks you are dumb monkey, too!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

With my jenus I.Q. I have deduced that F. has a mutation in her ACV gene as it seems to work in reverse on her (see photos above). How this may be affecting her I.Q...well, think about it...

[F, Calla & Luca]

Actually I have two mutations so that the IQ gets better ar record speed. Marilyn vos Savant better watch out.