Brad met the church ladies !!!

[Jennifer and Jack]

So I was very up front when I was wanting Brad. I said I would always keep him on my pole unless the ladies from church came.

I love these ladies dearly.....I have been dealing with some major problems from one of the antibiotics that has left my hearing and balance off... Really I feel like I am on a merry go round..And like I have water in both my ears

Anyway, not feeling well...my friend called and asked if she could stop by....she was going to get some groceries for me and bring some lunch. How sweet!!!

I told her that would be great and to just come in because the door is unlocked ......about an hour later i unheard them coming in.....Brad was not on my pole but he was standing up behind my chase lounge..still with his tie on.....so the ladies sat down...and I looked over at them.....and I all of a sudden had no idea what to say.


Here is blow up Brad..standing up behind the chair they are sitting in...they kept turning their heads back...finally I knew I had to say something...all that came out of my mouth was..."I won him, well actually I didn't win him, a lady took pity on me and sent him to me."

Without missing a beat the lady asks..." does he have all his male parts?"


No he is not for that I won him in a contest sort of, he took out the garbage for me, grilled foods it was all a gag!!!! I took some pictures and posted it on the Internet ..digging myself deeper

They actually picked Brad up so they could in fact see he was not all male....

Then it came out " well I am glad to see he is not used for anything else "

We continued on our conversation...every once in a while they would look back at him....


Oh we'll there goes my reputation....I am sure they will stop asking me to work with the kids when I feel better!!!!! Brad and I might just have to find a new church home!!! LOL

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

I can just picture this, Jennifer.....LOL! 

[Jennifer and Jack]

Ohhhh Shoot I forgot my mom is a stalker on here!,,, I didn't tell her this story!,,, I love you mom!,,,

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

I can't hear the words "Church Lady" without thinking of Dana Carvey!

Do they look anything like this?

church lady pics on Sodahead

[Sue, Murphy and Bella ()*o*()]

OMD! Karen where do you come up with these things? You have an awesome memory. I loved it!

[Jennifer and Jack]

Oh my God. I am laughing so hard tears are coming from my eyes I am in hysterics laughing!!! I will leave him out for the next time I have a friend come over and try to video,tape without them knowing....THamks for the laughs and for laughing with me!

[BG and Gavin]

Hmmmmm, special!

[Pat and Traveler]

Hooo boy!  Funny story and this video is hilarious! 

[Bonnie and Kona]

Yup.... that's just what I was thinking when I read this discussion. 

[Sue, Murphy and Bella ()*o*()]

Jen, we all have skeletons, er a...Brads, in our closets in one form or another. Yours is just more out in the open. Good loving church ladies will accept and not judge. Right? Well, one can hope cant one?

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

That is so funny! You are a brave girl. I would have hidden him in the closet!

[Jennifer and Jack]

I would have put him in the closet had I been thinking !

[Joyce & Wilson]

Can't resist saying.. "can't wait til Brad comes out of the closet!"   LOL