Dear Woofie

[Donna K & Quincy]

 

Dear Abby is an advice column that some of you may be familiar with, the advice given is usually witty and to the point and sometimes with a dollop of sarcasm. I thought it might be fun to have a doodle version so I am borrowing this idea and applying it to doodles. Doods do you have an embarassing questions that you'd like answered? We'll keep your identity a secret, no one will ever know it was you.

So post your letters to Dear Abby or in this case Dear Woofie
 
She may look scary but she doesn't bite.

Disclaimer
If you have a serious question, this is not the place to ask, as this post is intended for fun only.
I know that we have some very witty DKers and we are never shy with advice so let's have a little fun and maybe help out a few doodles along the way.

Anyone can post a question either real or imagined and I'm counting on all of you for your answers. If it just so happens you have a photo ( of another doodle of course) to go with your question, even better. Of course, there will be no real names used to protect the innocent.

 

Dear Woofie,
I get teased by the other doods because they say I pee like a girl just because I don't lift my leg. What can I tell them to get them to stop teasing me? 
                                                                  Wondering Wizzer         
Dear Wondering Wizzer,
It's time to stand up and take it like a man, or in this case pee like a man, it's time to give yourself a leg up so when it comes to teasing you the other doods won't have a leg to stand on.

                                                                                     

Please post your question in bold and address it to Dear Woofie

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

Cranky in Ohio,  already posted a book this week.  I had my turn  :) 

[F, Calla & Luca]

Dear Woofie, Can you save my owner some time by having other doodle owners search discussions before posting the same old questions in new discussions? She's old and getting grumpy.

[Donna K & Quincy]

Dear Anon, You will just have to tell your owner that widom comes with age and until they've been around as long as some of us it ain't gonna happen. She'll just have to learn to deal and that the search engine on this site is a bit like herself sometimes, grumpy and uncooperative. :>)

[F, Calla & Luca]

Dear Woofie, My owner was just wishing for a more refined search engine. Is it humanly or should that be humanely possible? Inquiring doodles want to know. My owner may be grumpy and old but she tries to cooperate : )

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

A refined search engine would not help. The problems lies with the engines of those who should be doing the searching.

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

I can't ever find what I am looking for when I search.  I must have a damaged brain search engine.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL

[Bonnie and Kona]

ROTFL!!!

[Camilla and Darwin]

LOL

[Sue, Murphy and Bella ()*o*()]

Dear Wondering Wizzer,

You can do what I do, go quietly up behind the big bully when he's laying down and squat and pee on his tail and then watch him chase it!!!!! Great entertainment!

[Donna K & Quincy]

Thank you, I will have to give that a try, sounds like a blast. Wizzer

[Donna K & Quincy]

Dear Woofie,

Lately my mom has been calling me Honey Boo Boo, after some curly headed brat on a TV show, how can I get her to stop, it's totally humiliating?         

                                                                                            Tortured in Torbay