Fudge and Vern Invite YOU to Take Part in a Photo Caption Contest WITH PRIZES!!

I know from experience that this is a competitive group here on DK, so I thought it would be fun to have a photo caption contest. Now, I don't have $500 to award the winner like the logo contest, but I have some awesome prizes. Awesome might be stretching it just a bit, so let's just say I cleaned out some closets and found some prizes. The winner of the contest gets to pick from the three prizes shown below:

First up, we have an original Les Used Brush. It is similar to the popular Les Pooch brush often talked about on DK.

Second up is a Lovely Large Hand Holding a Turtle that my sister was kind enough to re-gift to my DD one Christmas:

Finally, the third gift you have to choose from is a classy shirt handed out at my DD's wedding in the hotel bags. It is an XXL and what you can't read in this picture is the word Pennsylvania.

I don't have any fancy judges lined up, although I did make a few calls and got turned down by these three:

So, I guess I will judge for myself, based on the response and reactions I get to the captions. Please be aware that compliments towards the judge will also go a long way in helping you win. I love to hear the words...skinny, tiny, beautiful, and beguiling.

OK, drum roll please......here is the photo I would like captioned. May the best man or woman win!!

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Permalink Reply by Jane, Rooney & Stuart on July 15, 2011 at 4:23am

Laurie - sadly I have nothing funny to add but I do so love these prizes, wish I had know about that brush before I ordered one from Kemp yesterday!!!!! I love reading how funny the rest of you are!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on July 15, 2011 at 4:39am

Jane, It is a one of a kind brush!

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Permalink Reply by Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty on July 15, 2011 at 4:25am

Fudge: Vern, check out Mom. She's lookin so skinny and gorgeous in those summer walking shorts. She must have been doing a lot of kayaking lately because she is looking so hot!

Vern: Actually Fudge, mom is always looking that hot. She just put the kayak here for the photo in order to create the illusion that she has to work to look this good so that everyone else on DK doesn't feel jealous. She's so considerate.

Fudge: Wow Vern, mom is so beguiling. Look at that tiny waiste and those skinny legs. I'm so proud to have her as my mom!

Vern: me too Fudge, me too.