I Can't Take It Anymore!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Normally, I am a mild mannered person, content to make few waves in life, but I finally have to speak up. I am being harassed by an ad here on DK and I need to make it stop.  Is there a restraining order needed to keep this ad away from me?  This is serious. Every time this ad comes up, I feel sick.  I wish I could say I have stopped eating, but that is not the case. I just have to shut my computer first now. What is this ad, you might ask?  It is for NAIL FUNGUS. YUCK!

I do not have nail fungus, have never had nail fungus, have never searched Google for nail fungus, and I don't take pictures of nail fungus. I am almost afraid to add a picture for fear Google will forever associate me with nail fungus and by trying to stop these ads, I will just get more.

I do admit to big feet and I have posted pictures of them before, but they were covered AND not in nail fungus.

So, I implore you, please DO NOT speak of nail fungus to me. Do not send me funny emails about nail fungus. No pictures of your nail fungus (Sheila and Finnley-LOL). My health depends on it.

Now, who do I need to talk to to get this toe stuff straightened out? Uh oh, now I am going to get ads for hammer toes...and I may or may not have those....although, I accidentally told my DD and SIL that the Podiatrist said I had 9 camel toes. After an unexpected reaction by them and John, who was nearby when I said it, I realized I misstated my condition.  It was almost as bad as the time I told John gonorrhea ran in my family, when I meant to say glaucoma. Oh no....now what kind of ads am I going to get? I seem to be digging a hole. Me and my big mouth!

[Lori, Daphne, Lucy & Pippa]

Lol!

[Stella]

OMG, that's so gross!! I wonder who the person was who applied to the advert for a "nail fungus foot model"?!!!

[Camilla and Darwin]

HA HA HA!

[Elizabeth, Bailey & Bruin]

It sounds like you have bigger problems than NF..  especially if gonorrhea runs in you family and don't get me started on "9 camel toes" LOL

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL...Elizabeth, You know I meant glaucoma :)

[Elizabeth, Bailey & Bruin]

LOL....

[Lori, Daphne, Lucy & Pippa]

At least you all keep me amused!

[Leslie and Halas]

LOL!! Your comment about gonorrhea reminded me of a story my friend used to tell. Friends of his were in a Lowe's or somewhere like that in the garden shop picking out flowers. The wife yelled something to her husband (who was a few rows away) about making sure they got some of those chlamydia flowers.

I stopped eating pasta (for the most part) a couple of years ago. Tonight, I tried spaghetti squash for the first time, but I googled how to prepare it. Right now, I have an ad that says, "Eat pasta again!"

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

ROFL, Leslie!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL, Leslie!! I would rather have pasta ads :)

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

I mostly get dog food ads. I wonder why. :)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I cannot imagine :)