Ladiesand Gentleman Mr and Mrs Brad....

[Jennifer and Jack]

Ladies and Gentleman.. Not to  make you jealous, or weep with envy.. but my BUB came today, for those of you unaware... Brad was up for winning if you guessed who was going to win the Ocsars right... NO>> I didn't guess right, not even close but Karen ( Karen and Jack) and Jane ( Jane Rooney and ) were in a tie for him.. For some silly reason on Karen's part.. She decided to forfeit BUB to Jane.. and well Jane, in not wanting to make her husband jealous ( and because she is exceptionally awesome) decided that I being the only one willing to admit I have a pole in my house, and really wanted Brad should be allowed to have him...

Thanks to Laurie.. and Mr Laurie... BUB showed up at my door priority... My first order of business was to get Brad' blown up.. Typical male needs the women to pump him up...(thankfully he came with a mini pump that Mr Laurie put together for me attachments in all..

The excitement was too much to take, It has been so long since I had a male to boss around, I mean have as a partner.... The first order of business is

I thought I would sit him down over a glass of wine and tell him what a typical day is like for me...

After we polished off the bottle of wine.. I had to put him to work.. I don't understand how anyone would not want Brad.. First job of the day is laundry...

After he started the wash... I decided I was hungry, ( dang prednisone ) I asked Brad to cook me a steak.. Brad hopped right on it and grilled me up a delicious steak, you know like the kind Dori (Dori and Rua eat every Friday night)

I then told Brad, that I am just plain sick and tired of being the only one in this family that has to be connected to hoses, tubes and machines all day long, Brad being the loving kind soul and not wanting to be deflated, quickly offered to take over my treatments for the day.

This is Brad doing a nebulized treatment one of eight I would have had to do today.. and that vest strapped to him actually blows up like him and shakes the crud out of your lungs literally for 30 minutes a time three times a day. While he was doing that... I quickly realized, Brads lungs are already full of air, so alas I must do my own treatments .. His job was to by my eye candy..... and my pole dancer.. Now ladies try to contain yourself.. This brings sexy to a whole new level.

Now instead of having a plain IV Pole I have Brad attached to it doing his dancing for me..

It was time for Brad and Jack to meet... Neither was to thrilled to meet each other.. Jack was okay with him because lets just say in the man department, well even Jack has him beat there, so Jack did not feel threatened.

Next Ladies I needed my garbage taken out,, You know I forgot how good it is to have a man around the house.. OH Braddddd could you please take the garbage out??? But of course he said...

My what big muscles you have Brad,,, thank you for taking out the garbage... One last thing.. I need you to vacuum for me... Do you know how to Brad??? Why Yes Queen Jennifer anything your heart desires, your wish is my command..

Thank you Brad please Vacuum yourself out of the room and leave no foot prints.

Braddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd Jack would like to go for a walk now, It is a little warm for him to exercise so please make sure he does not wear himself out

When Jack pulled off not having to walk but having his new dad push him around , He could not help but LOL... He was trying to think of ways he could bark up orders for BUB too...

And now Ladies and Gentleman, Brads last task of the day before he gets put back on the pole where he will stay.. was to draw me up a bath...

Thanks to Laurie and Mr Laurie, Jane and Karen, Now when I wake up in the morning and when I go to bed at night.. I will have this to look at..... (when I took a nap today and woke up, lets just say I momentarily forgot about Brad

 

Yes I think I will be very happy being Mrs Brad aka Mrs BUB

To My Mother who is a stalker on this page.. I am sorry mom the fever made me do it.....LOL...

[Jennifer and Jack]

That picture of Jack laughing is my most favorite pictures of him ever.. I am so glad Laurie put it on my blanket.. that is the spot I lay my head on.. I love it so much...

[Deanna & Desi & Cori]

Apparently, when Laurie sent you Brad (BUB) she sent along a container of her sense of humor, too!  This is hilarious!!! 

[Jennifer and Jack]

well Laurie is a very giving person.. I have too much time on my hands...

[Camilla and Darwin]

Wow, Brad is such a handsome and helpful guy!

[Jennifer and Jack]

See now you know why I wanted him so badly....

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Jennifer, this is absolutely wonderfully written.  My dh and I giggled through the whole thing.  What a lucky girl you are to have such a well trained gentleman to help you and Jack out around the house.

My dh said he thought it was really great guy to boy buoy your spirits.

[Nicky, Riley & Boris]

That's so funny, Brad's expression alas says it all and Jack is a bit nonplussed too  I don't think he's good enough for you Jennifer, he's just a big blow (up) after all. : )

[Jane, Rooney & Stuart]

OMD!!!  All I can imagine is what are your neighbors thinking seeing you outside with Blow Up Brad?  LMAO - they'll think you've gone over the edge.  LOL.  Put Brad in the stoller and push him around the neighborhood - lol!  This was so darn funny - loved all the photos.  Gotta admit - the one with the wine glass - sorta made me sorry I gave him up but just for a second - the joy on your face is too PRICELESS!!!!!!  I'll be watching for Brad in new photos as time goes by. 

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Jane, How do you think I feel? I had no idea he took out the trash...LOL!

[Susan and Sasha]

If you're upset about him taking out the trash Laurie...

Jenn just told me a few other things Brad does..that takes it Over The Top!

Now you will be kicking yourself for ever giving this hunk up!!

Ummmmm....

Of course I mean...he also washes windows!!  Lol

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL..all I can say is Brad didn't do one thing when he stayed at my house :)

[Susan and Sasha]

But did you have a whip?!

Jenns a real task master!!  Lol...