Now Vern Wants a Personal Ad too!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Fudge got such a great response to her Valentine ad that Vern wants to try his luck too. So, I was thinking...if you were to post a Personal Ad for your dog what would you say. Here is Vern's.

 

SWD (Dood) looking for a nice, single gal. I have been told I am on the larger side. I have dirty blonde hair and would love to find someone who wants to run her paws through it and pull out any sticks, leaves, or burrs.  I love the outdoors, swimming, getting my belly rubbed, eating out (of any bowl), drinking (water), and an occasional roll in the mud. My ideal lady likes to get dirty, has a cute smile, and doesn't get all bent out of shape if I burp, make a mess with my food or water, or leave paw prints on the counter. Please send a picture.

[Jane, Rooney & Stuart]

SPM (single, parti, male) has the keys to your heart.  Door swings in both directions (dog door that is).  Nothing serious, one time playdates are o.k.  Already committed to an older woman (my momma) but it is an open relationship so numerous friendships are fine.  I enjoy the puppy zoomies, the puppy park and sniffing butts. 

[Carol and Banjo]

Ohhhh....looks like you hold the keys to a girl's heart!

[sandy b]

Rooney, you're a sweetheart.

[Pat and Traveler]

Oh, Rooney!  You are just tooooo cute!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

What a cute dood you are, Rooney! Just to clarify, are you a party dood too?? Love the keys!

[shelly]

Hey Rooney.... never mind that Fudge girl... Take a look at ME!  We almost have the same white chest!  Mines a 15 inch WTD... how 'bout YOURS?  Looks like you hold the "KEY" to my heart!  LOL...<3 Tori

Oh yeah... how do you feel about basketball???

[Carol and Banjo]

Vern, You are so handsome.....even Banjo is looking at you!  ?!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Banjo, You are too funny!

[Pat and Traveler]

SBD (single brown dood) seeks messy, playful mate. Any gender, size or species acceptable. I’m a fun-loving, scruffy, ball-chasing hound with eclectic tastes and a short attention span. Sometimes I’m a wild animal, sometimes a sleepy cuddle-bug–provide me with treats and I’ll be your slave. Must be willing to hang out with my mommy. Special consideration given to slow squirrels.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

You sound just like Vern, especially the messy part :)

[Allyson, Peri & Taquito]

SDBD (Single Dirty Blonde Doodette) in search of SD (Single Dood)

Petite girl, but can hang with the big doods.  I really enjoy the company of red doodles for some reason but I like all colors!  I enjoy long walks in the park, having zoomies at the beach and wrestling on the rugs.  A dood that likes daycare and a social life is a real plus to me!  Please only apply if you don't take yourself seriously and want to live your doodle life to the fullest. Oh yeah, and if things get serious, you're movin' in with my pack!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Peri, I thought you had a boyfriend? Depending on what Vern rolls in, he could be red and he does like to wrestle. He is 80 pounds, though, so that would be at your own risk. Vern could never leave his mommy!