Pet Smart, PMS and Being a Little Hard of Hearing Bad Combo!!!

[Jennifer and Jack]

Tonight I met another Dker for dinner who will remain nameless in case she wants to keep her dignity in tact..... After dinner we were in the mood to do something and since Pet Smart was right there we went in.. Remember I have lost a little of my hearing but even before that I have a tendency to talk loud... and I have PMS and the older I get with that the more lets say intense I can be....

So we were strolling around Pet Smart, I was spouting off all the approved snacks and treats for dogs they now carry.. just being my hyper self that I get in Pet Smart....... Then we came to where the Frontline is and well you know the really bad flea medications that I can't remember the name of if.. but had just read an article about it and how it was causing seizures in dogs...... Adams I want to say it was but I can't remember for sure

Anyway this new puppy owner was there and she had it in her hands.... you know PMS makes me feel like it is my job to save the dogs of the world, even if they don't need it, story to follow on that one.. So out of my mouth I blurt...."DON"T GET THAT YOUR DOG WILL GET SICK" It can cause seizures, death, and all kinds of bad things" The poor ladies eyes bugged out of her head, but I kept going on and on like I do when I have PMS , I mean need to save the world.. She seemed appreciative but asked about Frontline to which I approved... Geeze... I don' t know what it is with me I have n filter over my mouth when it comes to dogs.....

I just love them so much< I want them to be safe so I may have come on a little strong, sort of like the lady who when I was showing the person with me the new actually healthy food that Pet Smart was now carrying and as I was saying it I was interrupted by a lady saying yeah it is good but CHICKEN IS BAD< VERY BAD FOR DOGS.....they get allergic to it..I laughed because she was so abrupt about it, like she has been struggling for a while with her dog and dog food.. I was told I spoke to the poor new puppy mommy the same way... except louder because well I can't hear good.

So Me and PMS and Pet Smart not a good combo because I felt the need to police people and their choices....

Oh and the other day.. in my exuberance to save another dog...I could very well have been arrested for dog napping... I saw a dog on the side of the road and I promptly pulled over and called the dog to me.. "Come on baby want a treat??' I had it worked out in my head, how I was going to find this dogs owner too.. you know..except my dreams of being a hero were quickly dashed by the man yelling at me "hey what are you doing?? Thats my dog?????"

I quickly apologized and said I thought he was lost.. The guy was like Geeze" He was just going to the bathroom"

Yup I might be a little high strung lately..... ALmost dog napping, telling my local health food store if they didn't take down the chicken jerky from China I will never shop there again and speaking loudly and proudly at the poor new puppy mom that was about to by crap for her puppy..

Gracefulness .. oh where are you Grace????

[Jennifer and Jack]

Well I am close to being banned from the "health food doggie store because everyone I know that buys food there I told them about the Dogswell Chicken Jerky and they all returned it... several several people.... The owner is not pleased with me, but that is okay the feeling is mutual... She knows better.

Hopefully my PMS will be over by the time I go to Colorado next week or I am in BIG trouble

[Joyce & Wilson]

Maybe you should call the airline and warn TSA in advance!!   Just sayin....  Lol  Don't want to see you on CNN !

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Oh my gosh I wish I wish I was there! I can just picture the puppy mommy. I'm surprised she didn't drop it and run out the store!

I hope you are feeling better today and that you stay home lol!

When we are the pet stores and I see something "bad" I heard about I give the elbow to my husband and proceed to tell him what I heard about the product they are looking at. He just rolls his eyes. Half the time I thnk he pretends to listen.

Leave the pottying dogs alone!

[Pat and Traveler]

Funny, Jennifer!  I would love to have a video camera and go to Pet Smart with you...  LOL

[Jennifer and Jack]

If only my life was videoed yo would honestly see how humorous it really is.... I can go on and on with stories about me just being me.... and they are hysterical.....from dog napping on up.

I am in a hurry because my RT is coming over to help me with a new machine and then I am going out .,but I wanted to send a letter to National Jewish about my IV medication and instead of proof reading which I should always do I sent them a letter that said

Dear...xxxxx ( I mean to insert her name but could not remember it so I was going to find it and insert it opps)

I knew you must have been out of the office because you are usually to fat to get back to me... I just want to make sure I have all my dic#s in a row before I come.

Thanks for your help

What I mean to say is I knew you must have been out of the office because you are usually so fast to get back to me .. I just want to make sure I have all my DUCKS not DIC<S in a row... Holy Crow.. I am sure they will have a straight jacket waiting for me..

Now I am going to go watch a movie and stay away from communicating with people at least for a few hours...since I am tongue tied and making a fool of myself

[Bonnie and Kona]

OMD! You'd better not take Brad to CO or they are going to surely lock you up! This is hysterical!

[Susan and Sasha]

I know what you mean Bonnie...

I was thinking of bringing Brad next time...and putting him in the cart!!  Lol...

Then...when we are walking around the store and Helping people...we can Always Ask... Brad...Brad...What Do You Think About This??

I think it will be Very Helpful  to the people of South Carolina!!  Don't You??  Lol...

[Jarka, Monty & Auggie]

LOL! They will get some really good medicine mixed up and waiting for you... I would really really love to see the face of the person reading her email.

[Bonnie and Kona]

Your story is hilarious and so are all of these responses! I'm dying laughing!

[Traci -Bexter & Maggie]

That's funny!  We all know you mean well!