WANTED: BODYGUARD TO PUT MY BROTHER IN HIS PLACE!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Hi Everybody, Fudge here and I have a big problem. The big problem's name is Vern and he weighs 91 pounds. I am getting sick and tired of him pouncing on me every chance he gets.  When mom tells us to get in the van or dad's car, Vern always jumps in first and guards the doorway. 

My mom says, "Fudge, hurry up and get in the van," but, I know when I do Vern is going to tackle me. So, someone always has to come around to the door and make Vern move to let me in, but then they close the door and sure enough, Vern starts trying to wrestle with me. He is really getting on my nerves and I think he is a big turkey.

Lately, when we get let out into the yard to do our business, Vern pushes right out in front of me and then, you guessed it, he turns around and tries to swing me around by my collar.  Sure, he gets in trouble, but he never seems to care. Something has to be done soon.

When my human sister was home the other weekend, she tried to give me some hugs and cuddles and Vern tried to horn in on the action. I got mad and tried to scare him, but he thought I wanted to show our sister how we wrestle.

Well, today is the day I am going to do something about Vern and I hope someone can help me. Just ask yourself if you would like to see this running full speed at you.

Also, I know everyone thinks Vern is so cute, but he is double my size.

So, here is what I am looking for in the way of a bodyguard.

Bodyguard must be willing to live on the premises, escort me to the car, stop Vern from plowing into to me when my humans are trying to give me some hugs and kisses, and most of all stop this behavior:

Thank you for your help! Love, Fudge

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Fudge is starting to feel hopeful, but Vern does outweigh her by 45 pounds. Maybe Luca can join forces with Fudge.

[F, Calla & Luca]

He'd be pleased to.

[Carol and Banjo]

Oh...I love this photo!!!

[F, Calla & Luca]

If you meant us, thanks : )

[Traci -Bexter & Maggie]

This picture is great, F!  Your doods look the same size in the picture to me.  But they're not, huh?

[F, Calla & Luca]

Nope Luca is smaller and lighter. His whole bone structure is more poodly than Calla's too. Here's a better comparison.

[Traci -Bexter & Maggie]

Yes, F, I can tell now.  What are their weights?  They look similar to mine.  Bexter is 40 and Maggie is 60 (so also a 20 poundish difference).

[F, Calla & Luca]

Yes, last weighed 43 vs. 63.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Guinness, You are my hero :) Love, Fudge

[Traci -Bexter & Maggie]

Go Guinness!  How cute!

[Maryann,Roo and Tigger]

Hi Fudge - Tigger here.  Ask your mom to always put you in the car first and then Vern.  My mom did that when Roo was being a big stinker and it really helped.  Mom has also learned to go out the door between me and Roo or sometimes Roo has to even wait while Mom and I go out and play, then, being the good dog that I am I wait beside Mom while she and Roo play.  Hope that helps

 

Tiggerrrrrr...

[Maryann,Roo and Tigger]

Hey Vern

 

Roo here.  I am pretty sure the moms and Tiggers of the world are plotting against you.  Tigger is such a goody two shoes and a wimp.  He doesn't even jump up on new friends that visit.  Hang in there Vern, I'm with ya.

 

Although, now that I think about it, I don't get banished to the dreaded "Place" if I am nicer to Tigger. "Place" is like a time out, no playing or wrestling or puller- tugger and usually just when its really getting fun.   Now why is that do you think?