Wanted: Escaped Dingleberry

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

The inevitable has finally happened.  Murph is very prone to dingleberries.  Many times when DH brings Murph back in after a "poop" there's a slightly stuck, hanging dingleberry adorning his butt.  I'm usually quick about detecting them and getting them taken care of before he can wander through the house.  Yesterday I noticed it and went upstairs to get the Baby Wipes.  When I got back downstairs, it was GONE!  That's when the frantic search began.  It had to be in the house....somewhere.  But where?  I've searched and searched....it's nowhere to be found.  Perhaps Guinness decided to take care of it FOR MURPH?  OMD, let's hope not, cause that's too gross to think about.  Did Murph clean it off himself....no way, it's Murph.  It's here, somewhere in the house, and it's freaking me out.  I'm still searching and obsessed. 

So the frantic search continues.  How many others have dealt with the runaway dingleberry....how did you find it and where?  HELP!

[Jane, Rooney & Stuart]

Oh dear dog - I'm going to pee my pants I'm laughing so hard!!!!  Rooney's dingles are the worst to find - because his cute doodle butt is dark brown.  They can lurk there undetected - so I do the sniff test.  YES I smell my dogs butt.  If I see a stray dingle I'll call you but I'm pretty busy keeping them out of my own house!

[Taylor & Huff]

I hope you dont do that in public. *the butt sniffing thing*

[Nancie & Gracie Doodle]

Is this what it looks like????  ha hahahahahahaha

 

[Adina P]

ROFL

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

You got it Nancie!  It looked just like that, only a little narrower and longer.

[Carol and Banjo]

LOL!!!!   I'll never be able to think about dingleberries again without remembering this post by Jane...and then Nancie "graphic"!   LMAO!

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

HA HA!!!! Where did you find it???

[Jennifer Tramell]

I go into a state of denial and then get out the broom and vacuum......just everyday housecleaning.....nothing unusual.......I just FEEL like starting Spring Cleaning at 10 PM......

[Jodi and Stella]

Ah, the wiley dingleberry. Good luck with that Jane.

[Sally]

what, no reward? I bet Guinness would find that dingleberry if there were a reward of oh say a biscuit or two!

Duncan doesn't ever get hanging dingleberries but he sometimes has a small "brownie crumb" that sticks and when he barks and his butt hole puckers i see it and want to just go in and grab it!!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

A reward is a WONDERFUL idea!

[Dori & Rua]

TMI...LOL...Too funny Jane.  I pay particular attention to Rua's output so I can "handle" anything before it comes into the house.  My DH...not so much so.