YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Just when I thought things with my Doods couldn't get any more bizarre...they just did.  I've been debating about even posting this, because I'm thinking everyone will decide I've gone off the deep end.  This is like nothing I've ever even heard of before....I'm just wondering if this is anything that you have experienced.  So, here's what happened.  I've been reluctant to let Murph out of my sight since our "incident" yesterday, but for about 10 minutes while I was making dinner I left the boys upstairs.  I thought they were both sleeping...they were when I left.  It was still quiet upstairs, but I went up to check on Murph and see what he was doing.  When I got to the top of the stairs I could hear that they were in my room (not the den where I left them), so I walked in and flipped on a light.  I couldn't even believe what I saw.  There was Guinness laying on his back with Murph standing over him.  Guinness's "red rocket" was about three inches long.  I totally swear I'm not exaggerating.   He's a little 20 pound mini Doodle.  I freaked out.  He tried to stand up, but he couldn't.  I ran over to him in a panic.  He then did get up but for just a second.  He lied back down, and started to lick himself...and I let him because I had no idea what to do.  In a couple of minutes it was back "inside".  I know this is graphic and totally disgusting, but I am freaked out.  How could this even happen?  Is this something that could be dangerous?  I don't know whether to talk to the Vet or not.  I'm thinking I can never leave them alone again.  I just wonder if this was something that Murph did...or were they humping and this happened.  I don't think so because I would have heard them.  I can't find anything online about it, but then again I'm not sure what to even google.  I swear this the absolute truth.  Once I saw that he was okay I ran for the camera and took a shot but the room was too dark and the three inches had "dwindled" anyway.  What is going on here?

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

Your post made me laugh more! Ha ha

[L.M.]

omg lol I have no answers either but I'm sure everything is fine.  Guinness was probably just "tired" and maybe that's why he couldn't stand up immediately?  I have also noticed that my Seamus will lick himself to "calm himself" when he tries to hump his sister, Stella....nice right?  

lol but I have to share a similar story....My husband and I were visiting his grandma, along with his brother and girlfriend, who brought over her dog, Hogan, to play with our Seamus and Stella.  Well, Seamus and Hogan apparently became "friendly" with one another immediately.  After a good romp in the yard, we took the dogs inside to visit grandma.  Seamus and Hogan had other plans.  Hogan seductively sauntered over to the basement steps, turned partially around to glance at Seamus, and then proceeded downstairs.  Seamus followed and we later found them in the basement doing what I'm assuming Guinness and Murphy were doing as well (red rocket and all lol).  Like you, I had no words... I truly think that Hogan was sort of tempting and beckoning Seamus to follow him downstairs with that look he gave Seamus.  lol these dogs certainly keep us on our toes.  

[Sue, Murphy and Bella ()*o*()]

I enjoyed reading about your reaction and picturing your startled expression! Poor thing to be exposed to such awful behavior! Those male dogs, just can't trust them, and they look like such sweet innocent doggies too.

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

like walking in on a forbidden love affair.

[Jennifer and Jack]

Leave it to me to know the answer to this.. why do I know the answer to this because yes I have driven my dog to the emergency vet for his lip stick case being out. Surely I would have posted on here, I post everything about Jack, Jacks penis literally got stuck out and it was sore, now I know how to put it back myself, vasoline and it slips back in.

 

Jack recently pulled this stunt with Molly. It usually is always about domiance. "Dogs are not homosexual" is what I was told so when to boy dogs have their penis out, they are trying to dominate one another. or they were masterbating. I can't believe I just said that I DK but what the hay, I am hypoxic I am sure I will be forgiven.

 

One of the very many specialist I took Jack too told me her dog "masterbates all the time" I kid you not, but usually when another dog is involved it is dominace.

 

I know it is traumatic but try not to worry, especially since it when back in on its own.  You do not want to know how embarassing it is to go to the ER because your dog has had an erection lasting longer then a few hours, Trust me I felt like a comercial for dog vigara when I went.

 

[Sue, Murphy and Bella ()*o*()]

Jen, you are hysterical when you are hypoxic!!!  "Got stuck out!!! And now you "know how to put it back". I am sorry, but this is just too funny for words. Somehow from Jane's reaction, I can't see her "putting it back in!" Do you Jane?

This is the first time I have ever heard of a dog masturbating!  my mother always said "Men were dogs" This must be how she meant!!!

Please do not take offense anyone, my mom is a crazy lady anyway!

[Jennifer and Jack]

Sue lets just say I have a jar of vasoline for my lips and one marked with Jack's name on it only!!!! and that is the truth

[Sue, Murphy and Bella ()*o*()]

Thanks for clarifying this Jen. Had me worried for a minute. I know you guys are close, but community vasoline is TOOO close!!

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

Winston's lipstick comes up for air once in a while but i've never had to get out the lubricant for him... oh... where is BruceGirl and her Bag Balm jokes when you need her...

[Jennifer and Jack]

Trust me I would rather take the second it takes to lube it then to get my butt in the car and show up in the ER with my dog who an erection that is stuck! Plus they showed me how the first time it happen

[BG and Gavin]

...you know Shania Twain uses it!

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

ha ha. yes she does.