Poop

[Eva (Lilo and Rocky)]

Lilo: We love poop…
Rocky: Well, maybe you do, I just tolerate it !
Lilo: Ha ! I know you like poop just as much as I do.
Rocky: No I don’t !
Lilo: Yes you do !
Rocky: OK, I do like to pee on it, but it’s ONLY to remove its smell…
Lilo: Yea, like THAT’s gonna make it smell better !!
Rocky: But it does !!!
Lilo: No it doesn’t !
Rocky: Yes it does ! My pee is very potent, but in a good way.
Lilo: I like horse poop the best. It tastes SO GOOD, especially when it’s real fresh
Rocky: You just like to roll around in it… you’re so gross…
Lilo: Oh, and what about BEAR poop! I think the berries and acorns in the poop is so cool.
Rocky: Well, when it’s still steaming, how cool is it to have the bear come running back and killing me for peeing on his poop ??
Lilo: Bah, you’re such a baby. We’ll outrun the bear, or Mom will stab it with her hiking pole.
Rocky: I hope so. I hate bears. They can climb trees you know. I wish I could climb trees, because then the squirrels wouldn't be able to get away so easily.
Lilo: How come you have to sniff every single pile of poop we encounter, when you say you hate poop?
Rocky: I just like to know who’s been outside recently, so I can leave a pee-mail for them.
Lilo: Hah ! I bet no one is reading your pee-mail.
Rocky: Oh yes they are !
Lilo: No they’re not !
Rocky: You’re just envious that you can’t pee every 10 seconds… Plus, you squat when you pee, and it looks dumb.
Lilo: Well, you pee on yourself all the time, and that’s really dumb !
Rocky: Let’s go chase some squirrels, OK?
Lilo: OK, I’ll beat you !
Rocky: No you won't !