Labradoodle & Goldendoodle Forum
Bet You Can't Own Just One!
Why own an Australian Labradoodle? There's a danger you know,
You can't own just one, for the craving will grow.
There's no doubt they're addictive, wherein lies the danger.
While living with lots, you'll grow poorer and stranger.
One Australian Labradoodle is no trouble, and two are so funny.
The third one is easy, the fourth one's a honey.
The fifth one delightful, the sixth one's a breeze,
You find you can live with a houseful with ease.
So how 'bout another? Would you really dare?
They're really quite easy but oh, Lord the hair!
With Australian Labradoodles on the sofa and Australian Labradoodles on the bed,
And crates in the kitchen, it's no bother you've said.
They're really no trouble, their manners are great.
What's just one more Australian Labradoodle and just one more crate?
The sofa is hairy, the windows are crusty,
The floor is all footprints, the furniture dusty.
The housekeeping suffers, but what do you care?
Who minds a few nose prints and a little more hair?
So let's keep a puppy, you can always find room,
and a little more time for the dust cloth and broom.
There's hardly a limit to the Australian Labradoodles you can add,
The thought of a cutback sure makes you sad.
Each one is so special, so useful, so funny.
The vet, the food bill grows larger, you owe money.
Your folks never visit; few friends come to stay,
Except other Australian Labradoodle folks, who all live the same way.
Your lawn has now died, and your shrubs are dead too,
But your weekends are busy; you're off with your crew.
There's Australian Labradoodle food and vitamins, training and shots.
And entries and travel and motels which cost lots.
Is it worth it, you wonder? Are you caught in a trap?
Then that favorite Australian Labradoodle comes and climbs in your lap.
His look says you're special and you know that you will
Keep all of the critters in spite of the bill.
Some just for showing and some just to breed.
And some just for loving, they all fill a need.
But winter's a hassle, the Australian Labradoodles hate it too.
But they must have their walks though they're numb and you're blue.
Late evening is awful, you scream and you shout
At the Australian Labradoodles on the sofa who refuse to go out.
The Australian Labradoodles and the Australian Labradoodle forums, the travel, the thrills, The work and the worry, the pressure, the bills.
The whole thing seems worth it, the Australian Labradoodles are your life.
They're charming and funny and offset the strife.
Your lifestyle has changed. Things won't be the same.
Yes, those Australian Labradoodles are addictive and so is the Australian Labradoodle game!!
- Author Unknown
You can't own just one, for the craving will grow.
There's no doubt they're addictive, wherein lies the danger.
While living with lots, you'll grow poorer and stranger.
One Australian Labradoodle is no trouble, and two are so funny.
The third one is easy, the fourth one's a honey.
The fifth one delightful, the sixth one's a breeze,
You find you can live with a houseful with ease.
So how 'bout another? Would you really dare?
They're really quite easy but oh, Lord the hair!
With Australian Labradoodles on the sofa and Australian Labradoodles on the bed,
And crates in the kitchen, it's no bother you've said.
They're really no trouble, their manners are great.
What's just one more Australian Labradoodle and just one more crate?
The sofa is hairy, the windows are crusty,
The floor is all footprints, the furniture dusty.
The housekeeping suffers, but what do you care?
Who minds a few nose prints and a little more hair?
So let's keep a puppy, you can always find room,
and a little more time for the dust cloth and broom.
There's hardly a limit to the Australian Labradoodles you can add,
The thought of a cutback sure makes you sad.
Each one is so special, so useful, so funny.
The vet, the food bill grows larger, you owe money.
Your folks never visit; few friends come to stay,
Except other Australian Labradoodle folks, who all live the same way.
Your lawn has now died, and your shrubs are dead too,
But your weekends are busy; you're off with your crew.
There's Australian Labradoodle food and vitamins, training and shots.
And entries and travel and motels which cost lots.
Is it worth it, you wonder? Are you caught in a trap?
Then that favorite Australian Labradoodle comes and climbs in your lap.
His look says you're special and you know that you will
Keep all of the critters in spite of the bill.
Some just for showing and some just to breed.
And some just for loving, they all fill a need.
But winter's a hassle, the Australian Labradoodles hate it too.
But they must have their walks though they're numb and you're blue.
Late evening is awful, you scream and you shout
At the Australian Labradoodles on the sofa who refuse to go out.
The Australian Labradoodles and the Australian Labradoodle forums, the travel, the thrills, The work and the worry, the pressure, the bills.
The whole thing seems worth it, the Australian Labradoodles are your life.
They're charming and funny and offset the strife.
Your lifestyle has changed. Things won't be the same.
Yes, those Australian Labradoodles are addictive and so is the Australian Labradoodle game!!
- Author Unknown
Comment
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Comment by fergie11 on October 9, 2008 at 11:20am
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I'm partial to goldendoodles so I'll change that word but I really loved this? Do you have more cute things like this? If so, pls share.
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Comment by Marci Southard on October 8, 2008 at 7:19pm
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I agree Kendra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love that, where did you find it!?
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