Disasterous Manscaping!!

[Lorraine Bromley]

I have done a really bad thing. I trimmed Neely's Man area. He has not left it alone since. He has it black and blue and soaking wet. We have put a diaper on him and the tip of his doodle do do sticks out enough to get at it. We have tried putting Lanacane anti itch cream on it. Apparently that tastes great! He has a thing for lotions to begin with. He loves to lick it off while your lathering up your feet! So we tried sprinkling it with gold bonds power. That just makes a sticky white paste that trails through the house and dries on the floor like drywall compound. We have been telling him no and wrestling his snout away from it. Now we have him practically needing therapy for the amount of shame he is feeling for doing such a normal acceptable practice of licking yourself. He is starting to descend into a depression. He looked at me with those big brown eyes today while the door was wide open and waiting for him to bound outside in the snow with no exitement at all. He never moved. I left him sitting there while he stared straight ahead into the abiss. I thought for a minute, maybe I have poisoned him with all the concoctions used to keep him out of there.He is fine. Just dispondent.

I just trimmed it with the scissors I didn't shave it all around down there and make fancy designs in his fur! I just took off all the fur hangin off the front of it. After all those conversations on spagmum and pee residue left on that thing all the time I just figured I would clean it up a bit. What in the world would cause him to freak out like this. I am worried he may chew the thing right off. He had normally been such a polite boy and never sat around licking himself in public. Now it is his obsession. It is like I turned him on to a new thing like he found it for the first time!

I wonder how long it takes for penis hair to grow back in? Doodle grooming group here I come!

[Yvonne N]

In our experience it grows back very quickly. We shave Astro with a #10 blade...smooth as a babies bottom.

[F, Calla & Luca]

Pretty funny really. I trim Luca all the time and he hasn't been bothered about it. Maybe you should just leave him alone for a while and he'll get used to it.