FOR ADULT EYES ONLY!!!! ;o)

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Dateline, October 13, 2011, Medford, OR

BREAKING NEWS!!!

WARNING: GRAPHIC PHOTOS!!

Winnie the Pooh is DEAD!!  Mr. Pooh, much loved around the world by people of all ages, succumbed to a vicious attack outside of a home where he had been staying as a guest. Tigger, Pooh's long time friend and companion was also injured in the attack but a spokesperson at the Beloved Stuffies Hospital announced that he is expected to "bounce right back". He also stated that Mr. Pooh had suffered severe head deflation as well as multiple doodle bite wounds on his extremities.

Little Bo Peep, the first to arrive at the scene, was able to snap a photo of the suspect and of the late Pooh and had this to say:

"When I arrived Pooh was already gone. But just like the Pooh we all know and love, he still had a smile on his face! His head was completely flat and that hideous hairy monster (the suspect) was happily rolling on the ground with a piece of Pooh in it's mouth!!!" It was baaaaad!!! It was really baaaaad!

 

 

 

 Apparently the suspect has many aliases and Police Dogs are asking for assistance in apprehending Tara aka TaraBear aka Doodlebug aka Chickapee, 16 inches tall, orange hair, brown eyes and nose. The following is a photo of Pooh and Tigger in happier times with the suspect (right) and another unidentified companion.

 

If you have any information as to the whereabouts of TaraBear please call this number immediately: 1-800-GOT-TARA. Further information will be released as soon as it is received.

 

DID MY LITTLE DOODLE GIRL REALLY KILL THE POOH OR HAS SHE BEEN FRAMED??? OMD!!!

 

 

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

Tara, Daisy here, if you need a "Safe House" let me know, I too have been a suspect. I was innocent of course, (ignore the brown furry leg to the right, it wasn't me).

[Liana & Jindi]

Did Tara Flee the country?????????  I'm sure I saw her running along the beachfront here in Australia near where I live. LOL

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

F-Thanks I was hoping she would be framed some day but I was thinking more in the line of a portrait!

Laurie-You know if you watched more PBS you wouldn't become immune to this kind of hideous crime! LOL! You're right who is going to believe that a little 20 pounder could take out a BEAR??? If that doesn't work we'll try the" too cute to  be a killer" approach! LOL!

Donna-This is a great idea! They all look  like bear haters to me!!

[Donna K & Quincy]

Tara, despite being the prime suspect I don't think you have a thing to worry about. You will never be found guilty by a jury of your peers.

A few well placed doggie treats and you are in the clear. What's a little jury tampering between friends.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Well, of course, when I saw that title pop up in the blog column, I had to click right on and see what R rated blog you posted. Imagine my surprise when I see F beat me to the first comment. I am sad to say all the years of watching Law and Order has made me immune to these "crimes of passion" and I actually laughed. WTD!  Poor Pooh, but clearly the evidence you showed us is not enough to convict such a cute little perp. Tara, take my advice and lawyer up before it is too late. Keep your mouth shut and for god sakes, spit out the evidence :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

Clearly framed. That picture of the suspect with stuffing was obviously photoshopped. But forensic evidence includes personality profiling and she has been cleared by those who know her.