Gotta Love Andy Rooney!!!

[Adrianne Matzkin]

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks
about women over 50

As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a
few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and
ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's
usually more interesting.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they
think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to
a woman over 50.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than
her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.. They'll tell you right off if
you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to
wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against
marriage.Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig
just to get a little sausage!

[Adina P]

LOL.
Does this means that when I turn 51 when Clark is being naughty I'll be able to call him a jerk and he'll actually appreciate it?

[Michele Barton]

How old is Andy Rooney anyway? Seems like he's been around forever. I've always liked him.

[Michele Barton]

You just made my day. I'm turning 52 this week, and was feeling just a tad sad about it; not anymore!! Thanks!!!!!

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

Yeah, I'm far from 50 also, but I still so much appreciated his message. I will be sure to print this out and save it until I am 50! :)~ But this all sounds so true.

[F, Calla & Luca]

I do love him. Who can resist a cranky old guy with those eyebrows?

[Phoebe's Mom]

Although I am a few years from 50, this gave me quite the chuckle as it echoed my feelings already.