I GOT EVEN...SO I THOUGHT!!!!!!

[LORRY SWETLAND]

So I didn't get any table food on Thanksgiving....so I thought I would get even tonight....Mom made hot chicken sandwiches on a croissant roll and she had 4 chicken wings on her plate. She left it unattended and I woof down her sandwich (which was yummy) and the 4 chicken wings just as she remembered I was alone in the kitchen....Boy was she mad....it was yummy but what happened next wasn't so yummy....Mom poured salt in my mouth and not 3 minutes later I had to give it back and my kibble came up too. She called the vet and they said if it all came up I would be okay. So there was Mom fingering the puke counting the chicken wings.....What a sight that was...She's still MAAAADDDDD at me. 

[LORRY SWETLAND]

Mom learned about that when her Thunder dog ate a whole bag of fun size Milky ways....wrapper included????

[Maryann,Roo and Tigger]

Oh my! Don't tell my mom about the salt trick.  Tigger.

[LORRY SWETLAND]

UMMMM That kid thing is very interesting!!! I'll have to see if Mom knows any kids but I don't know what that high chair is all about. Nothing ever falls off the table or the counters. Mom is and eagle eye for that stuff. I'm pretty tall but haven't seen anything walking around here but deer and squirrels and those things that walk around the grass but fly up in a tree but I can never get any of them before Mom YELLS  TURBO NO!!!! The Aunt has had dogs but she won't discipline them and won't follow what Mom says.... 

[Bonnie and Kona]

My 92 y o grandma has had dogs all of her life. She uses a walker so she just plows through me and my brother (who does not steal food unless I get it off the counter and he can squeak in there somehow). Kids, let's see...they are short, like barely as tall as me and they constantly have food stuck to their faces, hands and clothes. It's like a smorgasbord of smells to delight any doodle. They too are unsteady on their feet and easily knocked over, but you can get a few swipes of the tongue in that way before being pulled off and scolded. It's all worth it. The best place in the world is under their high chair. Food just comes flying off in all directions. As soon as the adult turns away you just jam your nose in the kid's lap and it's a gold mine of dinner. 

[LORRY SWETLAND]

Mom forgot to tell you a few months ago I stole the left over egg fu young....Didn't get it all but what I got was yum...yum..yummy.   My Mom's 91 yr old Aunt has been here before me and she would really be a push over for food but Mom guards her and her food or else I would be getting her food. Mom doesn't let me near her cause she says I'll push her down. She's not steady on her feet and she is always up and down and back and forth.....Since I can't control myself Mom's afraid I'll knock her down. We don't have any kids here ever.. So I'm not sure what they are?

[Bonnie and Kona]

Whoa, salmon! You scored big! Yeah, my mom is vigilant on the guarding front too. I think they call it resource guarding. Anyway, since my 92 year old grandma moved in this year, I've had lots more opportunities. Then they brought in a 2 year old for a week. Fools! There was lots of yelling, but I had tons of good snacks over Thanksgiving with the kid right at my height!

[LORRY SWETLAND]

I never got a chance to get a hamburger but I did get her 3 pieces of salmon filets and they were good...yum yum...She called the vet and they said I could have that so  she didn't try to make me give it back...she had eggs that night for dinner....hehe...I tried to get her spare ribs one night but she caught me...It's getting harder and harder to steal food....She guards the counters like fort knox....and when she has the plate dished up she puts everything away before she leaves the counters......What's a doodle to do??????

[Bonnie and Kona]

My mom pulled a whole hamburger out of my mouth about a month ago. I didn't even get to swallow it. Sorry about the salt. I guess my mom's hand fishing around every cavity of my mouth was better than salt. YUCK!

[LORRY SWETLAND]

I almost got her spaghetti tonight but she was quicker than me.....SPOILED AGAIN!!!!!

[Lindsey Holt]

If I can reach it and mom doesn't catch me fast enough, I'll eat anything...