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Someone sent me this today, she saw it on Craig's List.

Please help, must rehome quickly!!
Date: 2011-01-27, 12:06AM

Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list for a dog, we have been notified by breed rescue that, at long last, our number has come up and ... WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!
We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children up for adoption this weekend!
They are described as:
One male -- his name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he should be able to read soon.
One female -- her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy and can be affectionate. Gets along well with other little girls and little boys but does not like to share her toys and therefore would do best in a one child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently working on her house training. Shouldn't take long at all.
We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them. That is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.
I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.
$10 rehoming fee but price is very negotiable.
PS - If you laughed or understood the seriousness of this posting, please repost it in other areas of the country as well as continue to repost it. It doesn't matter how quickly it was flagged the point is that SOMEONE SOMEWHERE will have read it and thought about it for a minute.



Location: Grand Rapids
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Original URL: http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/pet/2182440034.html

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Comment by Denise & Hunter!!! on January 28, 2011 at 7:53am
OMG that is HILARIOUS!!  I have had MANY days like that with my children - I have got to share that one!!!!  What an awesome sense of humor!!
Comment by Cydney Dashkoff on January 28, 2011 at 5:53am
A genuine canine lover!!! Ahh, the unconditional love and no back talking tudes! or soccer shuttles! You have your priorities set!  ;-D
Comment by Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie on January 27, 2011 at 10:57pm
I LOVE IT!
Comment by Kaytlin and Cooper on January 27, 2011 at 10:36pm
fantastic!
Comment by Kyoko on January 27, 2011 at 9:07pm

Since they are not little babies, I feel $10.00 rehoming fee is too much. Do they come with clothings and other necessary items? What types of pre-school have they attended?

 

Many people are not willing to take in the dogs and rehabilitate them...They want them to come all perfect....

Comment by Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle on January 27, 2011 at 6:03pm
Why would someone flag this? Oh, wait...maybe someone who needs to rehome their dog immediately....
Comment by Ricki and Tara (doodle) on January 27, 2011 at 6:00pm
Okay, it lasted about 14 minutes!! What's wrong with people? That was a great post!! :)
Comment by Ricki and Tara (doodle) on January 27, 2011 at 5:45pm

I just reposted it on our local Craigslist!  Let's see how long it takes before it gets flagged!!

Comment by Maryann,Roo and Tigger on January 27, 2011 at 5:28pm
Incredibly clever.   Funny, biting and unfortunately, all too true.
Comment by Lynn D. on January 27, 2011 at 4:22pm
Do they have to be rehomed together?

 

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