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Last Wednesday, my DD and I left for five days to go home to Indiana. I have lots of family there and we also wanted to get to the Vera Bradley Outlet sale. Fudge and Vern stayed home and my DH took the time off work to care for them and put in a deer fence. I might have been a little bossy, but I asked two things of him:

 

1.) Do something each day with the dogs and by do something, I did not mean allow them to watch him work in the garage.

2.) Keep them on my schedule. I have worked so hard to get Vern to sleep until 9 am. I like to get up at 7 am and this allows me two hours to get a lot of work done.

 

My biggest fear was the dogs would be in the house all day, unsupervised, while my DH worked on the fence or puttered around in his garage. I am not exactly sure what he keeps in that garage, but, more than once, he has said he needed to go to the garage for a particular nail or screw and we don't see him again for five hours. Usually, after he spends all that time in the garage, he will come back into the house and announce he now needs to go to Home Depot, because his five hour search turned up nothing. 

 

The first tip off he was making his own rules occurred when I talked to my DH on day one and he mentioned he was really tired, since he had gotten up with the dogs at 7 am and went to the nearby state park to walk them. I had the dog sitter come and get them on Wednesday and Friday and take them to her house to play with her dogs and help him have time to work on the fence. The dog sitter has a Honda Element (I think) and the back door opens in parts...the top lifts up, and the bottoms lifts down. She told me that on Friday, she had only opened the top part of the door and Fudge and Vern leaped into her car before she could get the bottom part down. They appeared eager to leave our house.  This leads me to conclude that both dogs probably did spend a little time watching him work in the garage and/or dig holes for the fence posts.

 

Now, I am not a detective, but over the years I have been able to piece together things that happen when I am not home and drive my family nuts with the dead on accuracy I have in recounting the events of the day. Here is an example. My DH will make himself a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich. The knife he uses to spread the PB is either left on the counter or placed in the sink. I have tried conducting lessons about opening the dishwasher and putting the utensil directly into the rack, but it just seems so overwhelming to all of them. Usually, the PB jar lid is not screwed back on and he likes to stand over the utensil drawer with it slightly ajar, so that a large amount of crumbs make their way into the drawer. When I come home and say, "I see you made yourself a PB&J sandwich," he always responds with, "How did you know that? I cleaned up all my mess."

 

When I got home on Sunday, I was able to use my same detective skills to determine that Fudge and Vern might have entertained each other alone in the house. My first clue was in the sun room....muddy paw prints covered my NEW sofa cover that sits directly in front of a window that overlooks both the garage and the area he was putting the fence. I have never seen them on this sofa. My DH has a great sense of self preservation, so he has no idea how the muddy prints occurred, however he does admit they belong to Fudge and Vern. The second clue is the hot tub cover has been chewed down to the bone (no pun intended) in a long strip of about 18 inches. They have not done something like that in ages which leads me to believe A) He was in the garage so long, they decided to forage for food or B) They were left in the yard too long without water and went in search of it any place they could find. My DH's response was, "I wonder when that happened?" Hmmmmmn!  The last clue is that almost every window overlooking the garage and yard area is covered in nose prints, and I mean, the prints are very high up, like they were standing on their back paws. I have visions of them tapping on the windows and praying he would notice them. I can just see him yelling from the garage, "I'll be in soon.  I just need to find this nail first."

 

The moral of this story. When you leave your dogs in the care of another person, they just might have their own way of doing things. The dogs survived. My DD and I had a great time. My DH looked forward to going back to work. He said taking care of two dogs and trying to get a fence put in was a lot of hard work :) Oh, and Fudge and Vern got up on Monday at 6:45 am!

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Comment by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on April 20, 2011 at 6:16pm
Thanks, Dori. He must have done something right, because they can't get enough cuddles from him :)
Comment by Dori & Rua on April 20, 2011 at 6:12pm
As usual Laurie, I loved reading your post.  You can't live with DH's or can't live without them.  No one does it as good as we can, can they?  Glad Fudge & Vern are back on schedule.  Goes to show you that every now and then it is OK to break the rules. 
Comment by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on April 20, 2011 at 2:08pm
Doris, Sometimes they really don't, do they??
Comment by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on April 20, 2011 at 2:07pm

Thanks, Camilla and Caitlin....or should I say, Camlin or Caitmilla

Donna, It took me awhile to get this blog written :) It is a fine line between funny and sounding ungrateful. He is a great guy :)

BG, I laughed about Gavin and the couch :)

Pam, They slept until 9:45 am this morning, so no harm done by the DH!

Linda, I bet your funny story was not so funny at the time...LOL. My DH lost our daughter in a mall one time and I remember the panic as we searched for her and found her at the opposite end of the mall.

Anna and Jane, Thank you!

Allyson, Yep...we never had a garage until this house and now he does spend a lot of time out there. He even wanted to put a TV and refrigerator out there at one time.

Comment by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on April 20, 2011 at 2:02pm
Deanna, That made me laugh about the hair all over the mini-trampoline.
Comment by Donna K & Quincy on April 20, 2011 at 1:38pm
Whew! I was afraid you had broken you blogger, the front page kept saying you had posted a blog but nothing was showing up. Glad Fudge and Vern survived your absence unscathed. Men, they mean well but they haven't a clue. You should not only thank your DH for taking care of Fudge and Vern but also for providing you with great blogging material. You had me smiling as usual.
Comment by Camilla and Darwin on April 20, 2011 at 12:59pm
Another hilarious post! Totally made my day.
Comment by BG and Gavin on April 20, 2011 at 12:20pm
Gavin spent the day at our neighbour's cottage once.  When he got home I had to take him off our couch 3 different times.  He has never been on the couch!  So I phoned my neighbour and said "Gary!?!"  He relpied with false bravado "My house, my rules."  To which I said "Your house, NO rules!"  Maybe it's a man thing.
Comment by Pam & Trixie on April 20, 2011 at 11:44am

Oh No!  But a very Entertaining story. 

I hope it does not take you too long to get them back to their sleep schedule.

its funny how our dhs operate & get things done.

Comment by Linda and Murphy on April 20, 2011 at 11:23am

Laurie, thanks!  Since I no longer have a DH, this is not a problem. However, when my boys were young I had a similar experience. I took the older DS and his friend to church, leaving my ADHD 5 yr old in his father's care. DH and neighbor were putting in a deck. Did I mention we live on the water?  2 hours later DS was nowhere to be found. DH hadn't even noticed he was gone. His little bike was missing (along with his life jacket...he was only allowed to ride his bike with his life jacket because no telling where he would end up). I began searching the complex looking for the bike. It was at the other end and he was sitting on the dock chatting with a new neighbor and her 5 yr old granddaughter. " Hey Mom!  Your back from church already?"

Yep, I bet she thought I was mom of the year.

 

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