My Shopping Experience!

[Adrianne Matzkin]

I'm was WalMart buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with food Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Now that you've read this I have to confess, I copied it. Now copy and share. Make someone else laugh think after the sad sad things that have happened the past few days people need just a moment of comic relief!!

[Pat and Traveler]

Funny--though I knew right away no seasoned DK'er would admit to shopping for dog food at Walmart.  lol

[Bonnie and Kona]

You are killing me, Adrianne! Tooooooo funny!

(My first clue that this might be a joke was that I could not believe you were shopping for dog food at Walmart.) Whew. 

[Lonnie & Libby Lu]

 OMD, I was totally believing you!   LOL You got me on that one, well until you said about sniffing the Poodle's butt and then I prayed this was not real:)  Thanks for the laugh:)

[Joanna, Zoe & Bender]

LOL!  Thanks for the laugh I really needed it today :)