Senior Humor

[F, Calla & Luca]

Senior Texting Codes:

 

 ATD: At The Doctors.

 

 BFF: Best Friend Fainted

 

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair.

 

 BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth.

 

CBM: Covered By Medicare.

 

 CGU: Can't get up.

 

 CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center.

 

DWI: Driving While Incontinent.

 

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers.

 

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was.

 

 FYI: Found Your Insulin.

 

 GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low.

 

 GHA: Got Heartburn Again.

 

 HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement.

 

 IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On

 

 LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out.

 

 LOL: Living On Lipitor.

[cheryl & oliver]

That is the best senior citizen posting ever!!!!!...I was hysterical just reading it.  I have got to passs this one on to all my friends....

[Kyoko]

OMG!!

[Barbie]

LOL, Anna! That is hilarious! Did he find all the eggs?

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

I enjoy ALL of these but hopefeully it'll be awhile before I have to put these to use!!?? Yo guys are scaring me again!

[Camilla and Darwin]

How funny! I love DWI

[Anna and Achilles]

Too Funny! My 91 year old Dad has a great sense of humor and said it was fun this year, he hid his own Easter eggs.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Tina, LOL....I couldn't resist. Stop scaring the poor dog :) I've seen a few undressed people where I volunteer. I once had a man want to give me some money for something I had gotten him at the store and when he stood up he had no pants on :) Needless to say, I told him I would come back later.

[Tina, Clover, Plus 5 More]

ROTFLMAO!!

Laurie, stop it!  I have a fearful dog here.  Seriously though, the neighbors mother has dementia and forgot to finish dressing.  I was turning onto our road when I glanced the other direction.  There she was wearing nothing on top standing on the road at the mailbox. 

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Tina, When you looked in the mirror, did you see "your neighbor"? LOL

[Tina, Clover, Plus 5 More]

Deanna, here is the correct acronym

NLWORT - Neighbor Lady Walking On Road Topless