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My daughter moves to Oregon tomorrow. We live in Pennsylvania. I have been alternating between feeling sad and mad about this since she gave me the news. My best friend said she knew I was upset when I lost my sense of humor. I blame myself and my husband. We were stupid. All the while our kids were growing up, we told them they could do anything and be anything. What we should have said is, “You can be anything and do anything within a 100 mile radius of your parents. If it is farther than that, you won’t like it.” I really think when they were little, my DH and I should have been whispering, “Always stay close to home,” in their tiny, little, impressionable ears each night as they were drifting off to sleep. What were we thinking? I mean, why did we spend so much time straightening up after they went to bed, having a little me time, and catching up on each other’s day, when we should have been brainwashing our children to never move to OREGON?
Oh, she has told me all the reasons she has to move…a new job and frankly I don’t care. I told her we would be more than happy to have her and her husband and their pets live in our basement and what sane person would turn that down. She asked me if I wanted her to be happy and I felt bad when I said, “If it involves a place called Oregon, I would have to say no.” She told me after they have kids, she would send them to me for the summer and then laughed when I said, “Make sure you tell them I will be the tall lady holding the sign that says, You don’t know us because your stupid parents moved to Oregon and ripped our hearts out, but we are your loving grandparents.” All she said was she hoped I got through security with my giant sign.
Nobody tells you this when you start to have kids, that someday they might just get a job clear across the USA and there is nothing you can do about it. Dr. Phil and Oprah really let me down on this one. All I heard was to teach your kids to be independent and confident and boy oh boy, did we screw up and now we have an independent & confident daughter on her way to Oregon. I am writing all this down in the hopes that some of you newer parents can learn from my mistakes. Start the brainwashing NOW, before it is too late. Meanwhile, I am going to start whispering in Fudge and Vern’s ears every night, “Don’t even think about moving or else!”
Here are the Stab Your Parents in the Back Soon to be Oregonians:
I bet if she knew all these facts, she would turn around and head for home:
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Whoa it all down now! As an Oregonian, it seems only fair to point out that Pennsylvania has some laws of its own that worry me.
In Danville, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
Housewives may not hide dirt and dust under a rug or carpet.
If a down-and-out asks to marry your daughter, you must allow him to stay at your home for 2 weeks before you are allowed to turn down his offer.
It is against the law for a spectator to run onto a football pitch and score a goal for the opponents.
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
You may not catch a fish with your hands.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.
Not to worry, though. We'll take good care of the kids. Got lotsa stores with rain gear. And, though I hesitate to say this at such a vulnerable time, after living here for a while they might not want to move back to Pennsylvania. Okay, okay--too soon to say horrible things like that. :) They look like an adorable pair, and I know you'll miss them like crazy. One of my daughters lives 10 minutes away, the other about 1-1/2 hours--and I'd be devastated if they moved to the other side of the country.
You can adopt me! We don't live that far away from you and certainly closer than Oregan!
My parents are in New Orleans and I moved away from them...the biggest mistake I EVER made. I spend 6 weeks in New Orleans, every summer with my parents and family...and we are both sad to leave each other after 6 weeks. I wish I could tell her not to move...
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