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So much to be thankful for
Lilo: It must be turkey day again soon, there’s a headless bird sitting on ice in the bathtub.
Rocky: Maybe it’s for us? I like turkey!
Lilo: No dummy, it’s for the humans. They’ve barricaded the bathroom, so we can’t go in there. But maybe we’ll get the giblets again this year! They’re the best part anyway...
Rocky: Why do the humans only eat turkey once a year?
Lilo: Probably because it’s such an ugly bird, and it takes forever to pluck the feathers off…
Rocky: I’d help with that! I bet I could do it really fast…
Lilo: You’re supposed to be thankful for the bird, and tell everyone else how thankful you are for all the other things in life.
Rocky: Oh, do you mean like bacon strips, slow squirrels and digging really big holes in the yard?
Lilo: YES! And rolling in mud puddles, eating food off the kitchen counter without getting caught and sleeping in the humans’ beds…
Rocky: Or chasing deer in the woods, barking at the mail man, and swimming across the lake?
Lilo: Exactly! Or removing all the stuffing from a new toy, pulling out the sprinkler system, and watching the humans step in poop and do their funny little dance!!
Rocky: There is so much to be thankful for when you’re a dog…
Lilo: I agree… I wasn’t going to tell you this, but I’ve figured out how to open the door to the bathroom!
Rocky: Yum, let's go taste the turkey!
Lilo: OK, but let's leave a little bit for the humans, just to let them know how thankful we are for everything they do for us. It IS Thanksgiving after all...
Rocky: Woohoo - let’s go!
Rocky: Maybe it’s for us? I like turkey!
Lilo: No dummy, it’s for the humans. They’ve barricaded the bathroom, so we can’t go in there. But maybe we’ll get the giblets again this year! They’re the best part anyway...
Rocky: Why do the humans only eat turkey once a year?
Lilo: Probably because it’s such an ugly bird, and it takes forever to pluck the feathers off…
Rocky: I’d help with that! I bet I could do it really fast…
Lilo: You’re supposed to be thankful for the bird, and tell everyone else how thankful you are for all the other things in life.
Rocky: Oh, do you mean like bacon strips, slow squirrels and digging really big holes in the yard?
Lilo: YES! And rolling in mud puddles, eating food off the kitchen counter without getting caught and sleeping in the humans’ beds…
Rocky: Or chasing deer in the woods, barking at the mail man, and swimming across the lake?
Lilo: Exactly! Or removing all the stuffing from a new toy, pulling out the sprinkler system, and watching the humans step in poop and do their funny little dance!!
Rocky: There is so much to be thankful for when you’re a dog…
Lilo: I agree… I wasn’t going to tell you this, but I’ve figured out how to open the door to the bathroom!
Rocky: Yum, let's go taste the turkey!
Lilo: OK, but let's leave a little bit for the humans, just to let them know how thankful we are for everything they do for us. It IS Thanksgiving after all...
Rocky: Woohoo - let’s go!
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Comment by Denice Caouette on January 23, 2009 at 1:52pm
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Since you mention pulling out the sprinkler system.... did you find a "cure" for this? I am having a heck of a time with my Bri... best thing in the world is to dig where there are wet spots and pull up the sprinklers. We recently lost our house and are living in a rental. Our last house was predominantly pool and concrete with only a couple small planters which I fenced off. Now we have a VERY LARGE yard with nothing but rock and a couple of plants ( maybe 10 ) . Apparently there were other plants at one time because their are other drippers ( or were ) around the yard which she has also dug around. The whole yard has holes all over. I had not noticed and it is difficult to catch her doing this... HELP!
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