The Hopeless Doodle Addict trophy arrived here in Chicago last Saturday, all the way from Nancy in So. Cal. I'm so honored to receive it! I promise to dedicate myself to becoming even more addicted to doodles and DK in the future, and to promote doodle addiction throughout ....What, Jack? You want to say "thank you" to the Doodle Kissers? Well, okay. That will give me time to catch up on a few things around the house. I'll be right back.
Jackdoodle here. And I want to tell you, I am not at all happy about this whole Doodle Addiction thing. I mean, this is ridiculous! There is something terribly wrong with you people! Look what's going on here! Dishes in the sink, laundry basket overflowing, while she sits here indulging this Doodle Addiction! And what about me? Ever since this started, she is too busy talking about me on the computer with you guys to even pay attention to me! You can't very well throw a ball while you're typing, now can you? I am being neglected and abused! Look what happened to my food since she became a Doodle Addict! She found out the yummy stuff I used to get was something called "crap", and took it away! Now she's in The Food Group all day talking about food that's "healthy"! No fair! Would she like it if I took away her potato chips and beer and made her eat "healthy" all the time?
An addict is not a good thing to be! The German Shepherd down the block said "addict" means "one who is physiologically or psychologically dependent on a habit-forming activity or substance"! In other words, a junkie! My GSD friend said most junkies get put in rehab! But instead, you guys give them a trophy! And presents! Ned's mom sent my mom a bunch of presents, all for sitting on the computer and ignoring me! When I ignore my mom, all I get is scolded! You people don't make sense!
I did get a gift too, though, which is only right after all I've put up with. Ned's daddy made me a beautiful bandana! I hear that Ned's mom is an addict, too, so Ned and his dad understand what I've had to go through here...
What, Mom? Yes, I'm still thanking the Doodle Kissers. I'll be done in a minute!
Gotta go. Thanks a lot for making my mom a Hopeless Doodle Addict, I hope you're all very pleased with yourselves.
MY MOM THE ADDICT
GIFTS FROM NANCY, THE IRISH/ HIPPIE/ CALIFORNIA GIRL
HONORARY IRISH DOODLE
SHE OWES IT ALL TO ME!!!!
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