Thief Caught: Evidence Left At Scene.

[Charles Rocheville]

Houdini Dog Strikes Again:

I went into the living room yesterday, and couldn't figure out why there was a half a small bag of M&M's on the floor.  Looked under dining table, and there were bits of gum wrappers and torn napkins.  Didn't take Columbo to figure it was Riley, getting into my wife's jacket pocket.  She always has treats,candy and gum in her jacket pockets.  Other than knowing where items came from, there was no physical evidence left at the scene.  My wife's jacket (drapped over dining room table chair), had no visible marks of entry. I looked for evidence and there was none: no hair, wetness or other signs of entry. But, I feel I have enough to bring Riley up on charges.

 

[Pat and Traveler]

Riley??!!  I don't think so--he's much too innocent-looking.  I think it was a home invasion.  A bad stranger came into your living room and did this dastardly deed.  Riley bravely drove the intruder away.