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The Importance of Walking!!
Someone sent this to me today and I thought I would not be the only member of the group to whom it rang true!
The Importance of Walking
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.
My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where the hell he is.
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again..
I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
AND
Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it to them!
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The Importance of Walking
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.
My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where the hell he is.
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again..
I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
AND
Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it to them!
CDN College or University students only. This offer ends Jan 3-upgrade now!
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle on
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Very cute; I'd seen some of these before, but some of them are new to me & did give me a laugh.
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Permalink Reply by Joanne ~ Spud* on
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:( Now all of the sudden I don't want to walk anymore. What have you done to me? WAAA.
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Permalink Reply by F, Calla & Luca on
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But think what fun we'll all have at the bar & nibbling on chocolate. Will they let the dogs in?
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Permalink Reply by Nancie & Gracie Doodle on
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Don't forget to bring your cameras to the bar!!!
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What's a camera--oh, I remember.
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Permalink Reply by Debbie and Thomas on
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That would be great; a nursing home that allows dogs, has a bar and lets us eat chocolate! We would have to sign up early as places like that would fill up fast!
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Heck, I'm ready now!
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Permalink Reply by Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie on
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I am so glad that I finally have some good reasons to give people when they ask me if I am still walking, or walking Gordie. Haha
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Permalink Reply by Sue & Willy Babe on
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Oh I love this going to email to my friends in fact on one trail thier is an out door garden I will have to stop once the weather is nice
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Permalink Reply by Jane, Guinness and Murphy on
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Happy Hour sounds good...but it's only a little after 9:00 AM here. Think that's too early?
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Goodness no, it must be evening somewhere!
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