Porter tries to squeeze himself onto the couch when there is no room and basically will plop his big butt on my kids or me. (dog thinks he's small)
But then he will also beg for someone to help get his ball out from under a table or chair that has plenty of room for him to fit under. (dog thinks he's massive)
He also requires that I smooth out a huge section of the bedcovers for him to jump onto the bed--like he needs so much space?--or if he were to land on my foot he might kill me? (massive, again)