Now Vern Wants a Personal Ad too!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Fudge got such a great response to her Valentine ad that Vern wants to try his luck too. So, I was thinking...if you were to post a Personal Ad for your dog what would you say. Here is Vern's.

 

SWD (Dood) looking for a nice, single gal. I have been told I am on the larger side. I have dirty blonde hair and would love to find someone who wants to run her paws through it and pull out any sticks, leaves, or burrs.  I love the outdoors, swimming, getting my belly rubbed, eating out (of any bowl), drinking (water), and an occasional roll in the mud. My ideal lady likes to get dirty, has a cute smile, and doesn't get all bent out of shape if I burp, make a mess with my food or water, or leave paw prints on the counter. Please send a picture.

[F, Calla & Luca]

Thanks.

[Carol and Banjo]

Calla....you are Centerfold worthy for sure!   Banjo can't take his eyes off you girl!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I thought Banjo was looking at Vern :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

Well that is exciting, thanks.

[Tina, Dylan & Lucy]

What a stunner! Had to take my iPad upstairs to show my hubby this picture. She is just gorgeous!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Aw, thanks!

[Linda and Murphy]

Calla, you are absolutely beautiful!

[shelly]

Calla... You're so beautiful... I'D fall for you!  Love, Tori!  LOL

[Pam and Ginger Snap]

You should post Vern's smiling pics!  He would get lots of girls with his grin.  Ginger is a bit too young for such a big boy, but when she gets older, watch out!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I went with his innocent picture. Ginger is adorable.

[Michael Gurley]

SCFD (Single Cream Female Doodle)

 

Hi, I'm a flirty young doodle looking for a little fun. I am a petite girl at 23 pounds, and you are welcome to any food in my bowl since I certainly won't eat it. I love running without any purpose, but my passion in life is catching squirrels and bringing them into the screened porch where I release them and watch them try to escape.

I am looking for a playmate who will come to my fenced in yard. He must be willing to share my affection with many other men, canine and human since I frequent the dog park and have several human men enslaved by my cuteness. Call me!

 

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Vern is still trying to figure out how to use a cell phone or he would definitely call:) Did I mention in his ad, he is more brawn than brains?