The Dog Wars!

Today, I was minding my own business when my daughter called and left a message with my husband. She and her husband were at the Rocky Mountain Cluster Dog Show in Denver, CO. Before I tell you the message, I would like to add that this is the child I was in labor with for almost 17 hours....the daughter that my DH and I sacrificed to send to college...the daughter and son-in-law who got married just last year and who I helped plan every detail of their wedding. That being said, here is what she wanted my husband to make sure he told me...Frenchies Rule and Doodles Drool.....and then apparently, she laughed. Oh, I should mention she has a French Bulldog and is getting another one in April. She knew I would not let that slide and when I called her back, she was still laughing. To add further insult to injury, my new SIL (who I thought loved me) said and I quote, "We are at an AKC dog show and that means no Labradoodles allowed," and then they both started laughing. It is times like this that I ask myself, "where did I go wrong?"and understand why some animals in the wild eat their young.

A little while later, my DH and I were on our way to Target and I called her back and said that two could play this game and I had a little slogan for her....Doodles are Smart and Frenchies Fart (I apologize to the Yappy Hour girls that hate that word). I was sure that would teach her a lesson, but all she said was that it took me over an hour to come up with a pretty stupid slogan. We hadn't been off the phone two minutes and she called back to say that my SIL had a retort...Frenchies May Have Smelly Butts, but Labradoodles are still Mutts. I asked her if it was too late to get an annulment, but they couldn't hear me over their laughter. At this point, my DH got involved and quickly said, "Doodles Think and Frenchies Stink" and then I added what I felt was the piece de resistance (and I apologize in advance for the bad language, but I meant business) and said, "Doodle Owners are Cute and Classy. Frenchie Owners are big dumb assies" and then my DH and I high fived. My SIL then asked if Fudge came up with that slogan, but I had already declared myself the winner of the dog wars in my mind. Feel free to add any other slogans.

The Doodle Bashers

Bonzai (Their French Bulldog) aka Gasmeister

The Poor Victims

The Winners of the Dog Wars!!!

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Permalink Reply by Donna K & Quincy on February 20, 2011 at 5:59pm

Doodles are both smart and cute,

Frenchies all they do is toot,

Doodles or Frenchies, no contest,

We all know Doodles are the best.

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on February 20, 2011 at 6:28pm

Great poem...I love it!!

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Permalink Reply by Debbie and Thomas on February 20, 2011 at 6:07pm

Oh ya Laurie...I forgot to add that these are the dogs that Martha Stewart has and one of them BIT her in the face recently and she needed stitches. She put her face up to one of her Frenchies while she was sleeping and POW...it bit her right in the face. Stupid Martha should know better than that!

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on February 20, 2011 at 6:27pm

I remember when that happened. I guess she learned not to startle a Frenchie :) Hugh Jackman has one too and there was one in a movie recently that looked just like my grand dog.

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on February 21, 2011 at 1:09pm

Debbie, My daughter called this morning to set the record straight about Martha Stewart's dog. She said the dog did not bite her, but rather she startled the dog and it reared up and hit her in the mouth with it's head. I knew she was reading the posts...but, I hate to admit it she was right on this one :) Where does she get this competitive streak from, I wonder??

http://www.popeater.com/2011/01/13/martha-stewart-in-bloody-brawl-w...