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[Camilla and Darwin]

April Fools is coming up and I have an extremely immature but awesome idea. My mom is a huge prankster and I've endured many pranks over the years. Shaving cream on our heads while I was asleep, Plastic wrap under the toilet seat, setting the clocks an hour forward, etc. So I like to get her good on April Fools Day. Last year I replaced every photo on her "grandbaby" wall with photos of Darwin. It was pretty funny. This year I'm upping the stakes.

 

My dad is on a business trip, which means that I can bring Darwin into the kitchen (tile floor) if I barricade him in with stools or something. I'm thinking that I should make a fake poo with some tootsie rolls, corn nuts etc. And stick it in a corner somewhere. So my siblings/mom will see Darwin in the kitchen, then later see a poop sitting on the floor. They have never gotten the concept that dogs can be house trained, so they are always paranoid about that kind of thing. I think it will give them all a good scare. 

 

So... do you have any suggestions for foods to make this look realistic? I've got tootsie rolls, and corn nuts... 

Do any of you have good April Fools pranks lined up? 

 

For those of you who have said I act/sound older than I really am... I'm sorry to disappoint you. LOL

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Well, I opened this post right up, even though, no one has ever accused me of being mature either. Spencer Gifts has fake poo that looks just like, well...fake poo. Tootsie Rolls would be a good idea. I will let you know if I prank someone :)

[Donna K & Quincy]

No one ever accused me of being mature just because I'm old. Some sort of soft concoction that you can pipe from a bag to look just like real poo shape. I'm sure that you being a cake decorator can come up with something, maybe soften those tootsie rolls in the microwave. I love a good prank, looking forward to hearing the results. Imagine the look on your mom's face when you give it a taste test.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Donna, We knew that from the Limerick's post about the mature part....LOL.

[Donna K & Quincy]

LOL, I was just about to suggest a nice side of apple juice to add to the whole experience.

[Frannie & Callie]

You should pick it up, sniff it, and take a bite of it in front of your mom (a la Caddyshack). That would be HILARIOUS!!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

I read this right away...what does that tell you?  I'm thinking get a can of that "predigested" dog food (you know, the kind that Karen LOVES).  Not only will it look authentic, but there will be a nice odor to go along with it.  Also, maybe a little vomit would be good.  I'd be happy to bottle-up and mail you a jar of the "yellow puke" that Murph has been "heaving up" every morning at 6:00 AM.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Jane, You are too kind :)

[Tina, Clover, Plus 5 More]

After reading this I now have the urge to google this, LOL

[Donna Vee]

I've seen this before...so funny...I think they even won the grand prize.

[Camilla and Darwin]

I think the best part about this post is that everyone who comments is forced to admit immaturity. LOL. Love the suggestions so far!

[Frannie & Callie]

When people exclaim that I can't possibly be my age I have to really repress the desire to ask them if I look younger or just act immaturely! I don't think I want the answer to that question!

[Allyson, Peri & Taquito]

How about brown colored icing?  You could follow it up with accents of green-brown icing to make it look like his stomach was irritated.  LOL!!!!