What Is Your Sign? (Not Zodiac sign!!)

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Melissa of Porter and I were recently discussing what sign we would hang in our entry if we wanted to instruct our arriving guests how to "behave" in our homes-especially in regard to interacting with our doodles.

 

Melissa's was:

"If you are female please shower the dog in the armchair with attention

If you are male please ignore the dog until your third visit"

 

Mine would be:

"Please remove your shoes and keep your hands at your sides"

 

Okay, the SHOE part is for me but "hands at your sides" is because people waving their hands about seem to trigger some friendly "spaz out and attack" mechanism in Tara.

 

What would your sign say?

[Debbie and Thomas]

You just reminded me!!  when he was younger...I was folding laundry...he grabbed my black undies and brought them to someone at the door...thankfully it was my sister!

[Nikki]

LOL - Bella did that too except she invaded the hamper and my friends little girl said "oh look Miss Nikki - Bella has your headband!" lol

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

OMG!! ROTFL!!!

[Joan, Louie and Mila]

LOL Louie has been known to run around with my daughters thong stuck in his front teeth...Thongs can really be dental floss!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

LOL!! It's nice to hear of a doodle with good oral hygiene habits!!

[Taylor & Huff]

Huff does that too:)

[Suzann, Rosey & Bandit]

Beware of Tunnelling  - xoxo Rosey

 

Hold Me, Love Me - xoxo Bandit

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Does Rosey do the "between the legs tunneling? The painful and dangerous kind?

You'll never get guests to leave with Bandit putting out the love sign!!! :)

[Linda and Murphy]

Definitely "Beware of Tunneling"  

 

Males live in fear of 29" 101 lb Murphy.

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Be afraid, be VERY afraid!! LOL!

[Teri & Clover]

"Yes, she's cute. Yes, she's just a puppy, but please ignore her until she has four on the floor. You can choose to ignore this advice, but then you lose the right to complain when she will not leave you alone for the rest of the evening." (Okay, maybe I need a billboard.)

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

This is a good one to hang off a string around your neck everywhere you go with a doodle puppy! It would save a LOT of repetition!! Just change the "will not leave you alone for the rest of the evening" to "will not stop JUMPING on you!!"