Fudge and Vern Invite YOU to Take Part in a Photo Caption Contest WITH PRIZES!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

 I know from experience that this is a competitive group here on DK, so I thought it would be fun to have a photo caption contest. Now, I don't have $500 to award the winner like the logo contest, but I have some awesome prizes. Awesome might be stretching it just a bit, so let's just say I cleaned out some closets and found some prizes. The winner of the contest gets to pick from the three prizes shown below:

 

First up, we have an original Les Used Brush. It is similar to the popular Les Pooch brush often talked about on DK.

Second up is a Lovely Large Hand Holding a Turtle that my sister was kind enough to re-gift to my DD one Christmas:

Finally, the third gift you have to choose from is a classy shirt handed out at my DD's wedding in the hotel bags. It is an XXL and what you can't read in this picture is the word Pennsylvania.

I don't have any fancy judges lined up, although I did make a few calls and got turned down by these three:

 

So, I guess I will judge for myself, based on the response and reactions I get to the captions. Please be aware that compliments towards the judge will also go a long way in helping you win. I love to hear the words...skinny, tiny, beautiful, and beguiling.

 

OK, drum roll please......here is the photo I would like captioned. May the best man or woman win!!

 

[Ginny Nightingale]

Yes,Vern, I wanted to take a ride in the kayak, but that was before you ate the paddle!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Good one!!

[Donna K & Quincy]

Vern to Fudge, who needs a paddle, we can just use your tongue.

[Jennifer and Jack]

"Don't worry about life jackets Vern, I know how to do the doggie paddle!!!!"

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Good one!!!

[Jennifer and Jack]

If I win I want the T shirt!!!!

[Donna K & Quincy]

She doesn't really expect us to be seen in public with her wearing that? (Off camera, you are standing skinny, tiny, beautiful and beguiling in your wetsuit).  :>) That is why Vern's jaw is dropped just a little.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Liking it......

[Donna K & Quincy]

Why is mom wearing that floatation device around her waist, oh no, wait, that's not a floatation device.  Laurie, be careful what you ask for.  :>)

[Tina, Clover, Plus 5 More]

ROFLAO!!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Donna, So far, you are not winning with this comment..LOL!

[Linda and Murphy]

ROFL