Let's Hear From the Doodles!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

A very important segment of our population here on Doodle Kisses- in fact the very reason for our wonderful community- has been woefully underrepresented in the press on the subject of The Clark Pearson Presidency: THE DOODLES!!! Here is what Jackdoodle, an almost-4-yr-old standard F1 LD from Illinois, had to say about his reasons for supporting Clark's candidacy: " Clark Pearson has restored my self-esteem. I was feeling very low about my appearance, due to my recent hair-loss issues. Clark Pearson actually took time out of his busy campaign schedule to personally visit me in my home, in order to show me first-hand that hair doesn't matter! Indeed, after seeing how attractive and charismatic our candidate is, WITHOUT ANY HAIR AT ALL, I feel 100% better about myself! Clark Pearson clearly goes the extra mile for doodles! And that's why he gets MY vote!"
Let's hear from some other four-legged members!
(Jackdoodle wants to thank his mom for helping type his endorsement)

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

When appoached by the press while he was making a mad dash from his MENSA meeting to the nearest tree, Blake Doodle commented after removing the tennis ball from his mouth: "I am endorsing Clark Pearson for President of the United States."

When pressed for his reasons for switching candidates so close to Election Day Blake replied: "He's a good dog....The kind of guy you want to hang out with at the toilet bowl..Wall Street or Main Street, he's prepared to lift up his leg anywhere.....He is a fellow member of MENSA and yet he will chase a squirrel with any well behaved guy no matter if he went through obedience or not. He's my kind of guy."

Barack Obama was quoted as saying: "I'm disappointed to hear that Blake and Jack Doodle are relinquishing their support for my campaign, but I can't say that I blame them. Clark smells better than I do."

As Election day draws near, more and more Doodles are opting to vote for the "Great Baldy" as his poo-mix heritage is becoming more and more evident. We will all have to wait and see if this recent information is powerful enough to override his opponent's public accusations in regards to Pearson's "questionable" past and involvment in "Sheep Gate". In his recent speech, Pearson addressed this scandal by replying:

"As for the horrible charges in my opponent's constantly negative campaign... the event in question happened a long time ago (when I was in my early twenties!) and I was simply trying to help push that sheep through the fence. It's really that simple. I will have no further comment on the matter as I am running a positive campaign."

Tueday's election will certainly be interesting. BAAAAAA RAM U!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

I'm dying laughing over this.

[Leslie and Halas]

Halas Henry Fluffernutter is endorsing Clark Pearson for President. From Halas:

"In a country divided, Clark Pearson brings both rescue-doodle owners and breeder-doodle owners together. He stands up to our predators, I mean enemies, with great bravery. And while Biden owns a doodle, and Obama may get a doodle, Clark Pearson, poodle-mix, practically IS a doodle. Who better to run this great land of ours? With his hybrid vigor, he's sure to exhibit and maintain the health, endurance, and shiny coat that it takes to lead our nation. And who hasn't tried to push a sheep through a fence? I know a lot of dogs that have tried to "push" their stuffies, pillows, couch cushions, etc. through fences. It's no big deal. Furthermore, I am amazed at Clark's abilities. For example, how does he keep his head warm without any fur up there? Clark Pearson gets my vote!"

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

And dying some more over this!

[Adina P]

--Thule: "I am voting for Daddy..ahem...CLARK PEARSON...because his head has the perfect amount of saltiness. And his toes are especially tasty in the morning. AND I always get away with it because I can hear him blame Mommy: Adina stop licking my feet it's tickly!
He's my favorite!"

--Rosco: "...I RUV Daddy..."

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!

[Joy Williams]

Hi all! Morgan and Maddie here. Clark Pearson most definitely has our vote. We could just listen to our Mom read his words forever. We do love a man who has such a way with words. And with Adina being included in this campaign, well, its a no-brainer to us!!

[Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles]

Jack wants to add his two cents! Mom will type for me: As a rescue, I just want to say the I am so proud to be in the company of heroes. Clark has stood up for me and I will stand up for him. I am big guy but once upon a time I was locked in a fenced in area with no food or water and I was skinny and scrawny and very weak. Over time, through love and mom's homecooking, I am now a healthy happy boy. But there are others out there who are at the mercy of bad people. And I know Clark will stand up for them, too!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

My Fellow Doodles:
Judging by the disappointingly small response we have gotten to my request for endorsements from you, the reason for the existence of Doodle Kisses to begin with, I fear that today's battle to secure the Presidency for our beloved Great Bald Candidate will be an up-hill climb! (Perhaps it is the fault of those two-legged ones who feed & adore us- perhaps they have been too busy with thier own foolish pastimes to sit down at the computer and take dictation. Perhaps they need to be given a good poke in the butt. Well, go ahead-what do you think God gave you that great big nose for?)
But it's not too late! Your voice needs to be heard now more than ever! I call upon all doodles to take a stand! Raise your voices in support of Clark Pearson NOW!! Our futures depend on it!
Sincerely, Jackdoodle
(Owner of the President of The Clark Pearson Fan Club)

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Absolutely Canadian votes count! All doodles count on DK! Clark does not discriminate among doodles!
(We would love to see a photo of the 40 "paws up", too!)

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

Do we poke The Great Baldy for his concession to Obama speech?

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

He's still our hero, and the President of all us "Doodle Kissers"-lol!!! I think we should poke him for a speech!