Sidiqi gave me a major scare today

[Discussing Labradoodles & Goldendoodles]

My husband was out working in the yard, so Sidiqi and I strolled out to say hello. I noticed that Sidiqi had a burr stuck in his fur (as always), so I bent over to pull it out. I saw a piece of his intestines sticking out on the underside of his belly! I shrieked, "Oh my God! What did you do to yourself? Honey, honey, look!" Larry immediately started laughing because, of course, it wasn't Sidiqi's intestines. It was his penis, bright red and disgusting, sticking out further than I've ever seen it before. I'm embarrassed, but it was just too, too funny not to share. How blonde am I?

Today, my boy became a man.

And, by the way, he was neutered at six months, and he's now just over 13 months old.

[Adina P]

ROFL that's hilarious, Jenel! Rosco's lipstick comes out of its tube now and then -- it happened a lot early in training when I would make him do sit-stays... Guess he likes a dominant chicks ;-)

[Leslie, Dexter & Kirby]

HAHAHHAHA...thanks for my good laugh of the night :)

Dexter's "red rocket" makes an appearance every now and then - it grosses me out!

[Tamara & Giada]

OMG...............WAY TOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jessica]

Reminds me of the time we were horrified to notice a 'tumourous lump' in Finn's under chasis (during a romp, and breakfast in bed!)...Luckily that very day Finn was due a shot at the vet, so of course it was the first thing we discussed with him...Hmm; I don't know who was more embarrassed, us or the attractive young vet....

[Tante & Jordan & now Annie!]

Too funny :)
We call "it" Payton's Pinkie.
I understand the grossness of it all. I do believe Payton will be our Only and Last Male dog.
Payton was not Neutered until he was 1 1/2 years old (only because I could not take it anymore and said I was taking Payton to the Park and really he went to the Vet)
DH would call Payton's "things" his Plums.
Which became I picked his plums off his tree.

DH thinks he is funny ;)

[GBK]

LOLOLOL, reminds me when I used to have my first dog and I would take him to work with me. One day he was stretching on the balcony of an apt and I was scratching him under his belly and I thought I felt two big tumors on either side of his winkie. When I felt for them again later, I realized he had just gotten a little excited and boy did I feel silly :)

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

Let's face it girls!...A penis is a scary looking thing whether on man or beast!...lol ( only kidding men...)

[Tante & Jordan & now Annie!]

LOL!!!

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

lol.....Hey here's some trivia!..Ask any Aussie DK member what the Australian slang word is for "penis".....Would it surprise you all to learn that the Aussie's call a penis a "doodle"?!?!...LOL

[Tante & Jordan & now Annie!]

That I knew, only because my ex-Step Mom was Australian and she had 4 sons.

[Tamara & Giada]

Yes, we had talked about this before when we got ALL those "members" looking for more than we wanted to offer ;0