Liver Treats with Side Effect Warnings:UPDATE!!!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Well, I took a chance and ordered the liver treats ignoring the good advice I received here on DK to avoid them due to the potential of serious side effects:

Ingredients: Natural bison liver.

WARNING! Upon feeding Paw Naturaw natural bison liver chips your dogs may learn to open kitchen drawers and cabinet doors or crack combination locks in search of more.

COMMON SIDE EFFECTS: After feeding Paw Naturaw bison liver chips you may notice a dramatic spike in your dog's TWPM (tail wags per minute). An increase of up to 200 TWPM is not uncommon and need not be cause for alarm. TWPM will gradually and organically reduce in rapidity over time.

FYI, dogs fed Paw Naturaw organic bison liver chips may develop mind-reading capabilities. After feeding your dog its first Paw Naturaw treat it may arise to no surprise that with each treat thereafter your dog may embark into old and new tricks seconds before you speak the command aloud in an attempt to speed along the process.

 The treats arrived today. Tara had one taste and unfortunately suffered an immediate side effect. One not even mentioned on the label. . At the age of three, Tara has NEVER torn up paper that she finds on the floor. I can leave or drop any paper on the floor and never be concerned that she will tear it up. WELL, below is the evidence of this serious side effect and what is left of the envelope the treats arrived in today. And you can see there is NO regret showing on her face which is very troubling.

I should have listened to you my friends...

[Jennifer and Jack]

That is hysterical!

[Pat and Traveler]

Oh, toooo cute and funny!!!  It's obvious Tara didn't tear up that paper.  No way.  She's innocent, yur honor, innocent!!  I'm going to be watching Trav very closely, as we got some liver treats too. 

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Don't let that little face fool you!!! LOL!   I suggest that you don't leave any valuable papers laying around until you've had a chance to observe him for while...

[F, Calla & Luca]

Not innocent!! Rehab straight away! Keep these treats out of sight and more importantly out of smell.

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

I would have put her into solitary but her jail crate is in the attic of the garage and I can't lift her that high!

[Donna K & Quincy]

Well, you can't blame that little cutie, you were warned. It's ok Tara, we don't blame you at all, we blame SheRicki.

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Hey, that just gave me an idea for a new profile name! SheDevil and her mom SheRicki! 

Why is never the doodle's fault?

[Bonnie and Kona]

IT IS NEVER THE DOODLE'S FAULT!  Just ask DH. He tries to blame them for all sorts of things like chewing on his shoes or tearing out the raspberry bushes. 

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

So if the doodles aren't chewing his shoes...who does that leave...you?

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

ROTFLMBO!

I think she does have regrets, that there are no liver treats in that package.

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

I think you're right about that Lisa!

[Jen, Lachlan, and Declan]

Laughing hysterically here. It's the total lack of remorse on her face that tipped me over the edge!